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re: May i please have a box of Trojan brand condoms ?
Posted on 8/25/25 at 12:11 pm to BK Lounge
Posted on 8/25/25 at 12:11 pm to BK Lounge
I have shoplifted twice in my life...first time was a handful of 8 penny nails at a hardware store on a dare from a buddy...why I have no idea but at 10 it seemed like an adventure....we did not need the nails. The second time was a box of rubbers because I was too scared to walk up and pay for them. Wound up needing them less than I needed those nails but the one in my wallet made the requisite ring impression that all boys had in the 80's.....
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Posted on 8/25/25 at 12:12 pm to SallysHuman
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They sell them in 10pks now instead of 12pks.
Really effed up the fatherly advice condom joke. The one where the dad is telling the son about how, when and what for to buy condoms...
10 pack still works...just gotta include something along the lines of "your mama is too busy during the holidays" or something to account for the missing pair....
Posted on 8/25/25 at 12:14 pm to 2quik
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2quik has never worn one and I have drilled prolly 150-175 different women . No diseases . YOu just need to pick clean coo coo berrys and your good .
If you weren't 2quik you'd have only had time for about 25.......
Posted on 8/25/25 at 12:15 pm to AwgustaDawg
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10 pack still works...just gotta include something along the lines of "your mama is too busy during the holidays" or something to account for the missing pair....
Posted on 8/25/25 at 12:19 pm to BK Lounge
I buy them by the gross(that's 144 for you simpletons) and leave them in my sons room for him and all his buddies.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 1:41 pm to BK Lounge
Was a Sheik (Durex) guy and I usually just put the box on the counter and paid for it... 
Posted on 8/26/25 at 9:53 am to Obtuse1
ill take that back..One time I used a condom and thats because I drilled Dirty Dannie from New York when I was in college and she had her own condoms in the dresser so she made me put one on.Didnt like it but and if I remmeber it actually fell off at some poinrt during the drilling but luckily i EW'd successfully . FACTS#
Posted on 8/26/25 at 9:54 am to Gee Grenouille
im sorry but hopefully hes happy
Posted on 8/26/25 at 10:14 am to 2quik
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im sorry but hopefully hes happy
lol I worded that terribly didn't I???
Posted on 8/26/25 at 10:16 am to BK Lounge
no but when going through my uncle's stuff, he had a gold playboy club membership card and my wife grabbed that thing with the quickness.
Posted on 8/26/25 at 10:17 am to BK Lounge
I was always more of a Durex man myself
Posted on 8/26/25 at 12:56 pm to Gee Grenouille
lol i coudnt resist 
Posted on 8/26/25 at 1:02 pm to BK Lounge
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nagged one for me back in high school and i carried it in my wallet for YEARS
TRANSLATION: I was a virgin until I was 24 and met that drunk fat girl at the bar.
Posted on 8/26/25 at 1:13 pm to 2quik
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One time I used a condom and thats because I drilled Dirty Dannie from New York when I was in college and she had her own condoms in the dresser so she made me put one on
quote:she was trying to shim you up a little, baw.
it actually fell off at some poinrt
This post was edited on 8/26/25 at 1:18 pm
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