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re: Meet Lisa Sparks - Guinness Record Holder
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:31 pm to blueridgeTiger
Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:31 pm to blueridgeTiger
I paid for her McDonald’s to try and set myself apart as a nice gentleman vs the other 900 nerds but she just belched and shot a tidal wave of semen out her road kill looking vagina and then my time was up :(
Don’t care had sex
Don’t care had sex
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 8:31 pm to Boudreaux35
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I call bullshite! 12 hours equal a total of 43,200 seconds. Divide that by 919 and you get an average of 47 seconds each.
Its possible bro
Posted on 12/6/23 at 9:23 pm to jdd48
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If I remember right, one or more people on the OT have claimed to either personally know or be related to Lisa Sparxx.
He was her plumber if I remember correctly. Or delivery guy, something like that.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 10:34 pm to Packer
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I can't imagine the walk of shame the 919th guy had to do after waiting 12 hours to pork a porn star for 45 seconds.
If I have to wait that long and bringing up the rear, I’m going over the time limit and not stopping until I’m finished.
Posted on 12/6/23 at 10:42 pm to Boudreaux35
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I call bullshite! 12 hours equal a total of 43,200 seconds. Divide that by 919 and you get an average of 47 seconds each.
They did not use all of their allotted time. Think of how many dudes only needed 10 seconds. Geez…
Posted on 12/6/23 at 10:57 pm to Townedrunkard
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If I have to wait that long and bringing up the rear, I’m going over the time limit and not stopping until I’m finished.
Exactly. #918 would be the worst. Or as my Dad used to tell me, "Boy, you are so dumb you would choose to go second to last at a gang bang"
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