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re: My Neighbor's Dog
Posted on 12/9/14 at 3:51 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
Posted on 12/9/14 at 3:51 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
If you have line of sight for the dog when it is howling a pellet gun on low pumps not enough to break the skin but give the little fricker a good welt a few times and he begins to associate that pain with howling and will stop.
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Posted on 12/9/14 at 3:57 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:
Nope, I was about as serious as this guy was claiming to be a seal that lives in a duplex with a roommate and he can't sleep through a dog's noise.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-Qaeda, and I have over 100 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USa and your IP is being traced right now so better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead. I can be anywhere anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US marine corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fricking dead kiddo.
I don’t give a frick who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fricking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fricking pain that itll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fricking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a frick how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fricking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fricking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn on your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the frick out, your blood pressure will triple, and youll have a fricking heart attack. Youll go to the hospital for a heart operationa and the last thing youll see when youre being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on , wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. Youll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I’ll run over yo uwith my fricking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you toknow how easily I could fricking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how id rather go to a great frickng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fricking hell. It’s too ate to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either…I’ll fricking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced fgt. Welcome to hell, population: you.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 3:59 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
be careful killing the dog b/c he already knows you complained
Posted on 12/9/14 at 3:59 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
sounds like you are coping just fine to civilian life...
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:00 pm to Jack Bauer7
quote:
well, you won't get many rational responses on this besides killing the dog and other banter
bullshite. Just call a cop. They will shoot it.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:00 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
quote:
I can kill you in over 700 ways and that’s just with my bear hands.
shite. I wouldn't frick with this guy. He has bear hands.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:01 pm to UpToPar
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:04 pm to nes2010
quote:Well, apparently 'poisoned mail chute cheeseburgers' are a thing.. so until your kid is old enough to adhere to an "Off Limits! List", I'd be hyper-vigilant.
I have enough trouble keeping my toddler from eating the dog food and playing in the toilet
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:04 pm to UpToPar
quote:
I can kill you in over 700 ways and that’s just with my bear hands.
shite. I wouldn't frick with this guy. He has bear hands
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:07 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
Copied. This is my new go-to meltdown.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:09 pm to USMCTiger03
quote:I've seen it a couple times now... But I dismissed it and didn't see the "bear hands" diamond in the rough.
Copied. This is my new go-to meltdown.
I have tears in my eyes...
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:10 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
quote:
I can kill you in over 700 ways and that’s just with my bear hands.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:11 pm to BayouBandit24
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:13 pm to USMCTiger03
If I wanted to see a melt, I would just read through your poli board posts from the past 5 years
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:17 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:it's just a dog
Are you saying killing the dog is rational?
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:17 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:20 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter
quote:
What the frick did you just fricking say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-Qaeda, and I have over 100 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USa and your IP is being traced right now so better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead. I can be anywhere anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US marine corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fricking dead kiddo.
I don’t give a frick who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fricking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fricking pain that itll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fricking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a frick how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fricking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fricking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn on your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the frick out, your blood pressure will triple, and youll have a fricking heart attack. Youll go to the hospital for a heart operationa and the last thing youll see when youre being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on , wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. Youll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I’ll run over yo uwith my fricking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you toknow how easily I could fricking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how id rather go to a great frickng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fricking hell. It’s too ate to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either…I’ll fricking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced fgt. Welcome to hell, population: you.
I'm not reading this shitty thread, but is this douchebag for real? LOL. Someone has some serious serious issues.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:22 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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it's just a dog
This, I also never understood the folks that are yelling "I'd shove my arm so far up the man that killed my dog that I'd turn him into my own personal ventriloquist dummy that I would then make apologize to me for killing ma dog. Then I'd kill that mutherfricker "
a Human life > a Dog life
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:24 pm to Spaulding Smails
My sleep > your dog
DWI
DWI
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:25 pm to Spaulding Smails
Most human beings are disgusting and capable of doing evil things. I like a dog's loyalty and companionship.
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