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re: On vacation with my two sisters, my gf, and two nieces
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:12 pm to I Love Bama
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:12 pm to I Love Bama
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When I'm single, a single roll will last a month.
Goddamn, do you wipe your arse after you take a shite?
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to Sentrius
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I'm just discovering this practice they perform monthly called period shits. Holy frickballs
WTF man, I could have lived my whole life without having to google that.....
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to PurpleAndGold86
I have a wall mounted body spray in my shower that is a-hole height.
frick TP
frick TP
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to HeadSlash
quote:About the same as the Gaming Board
How board are y'all?
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to djangochained
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i just take a few rolls home from the office
I'd rather shite on company time
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:14 pm to The Third Leg
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I have a wall mounted body spray in my shower that is a-hole height. frick TP
Do you use this contraption after every shite or do you walk around with a dirty a-hole all day long?
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:15 pm to toosleaux
The toilet paper consumption in my house quadrupled when I got married.
It truly mystifies me.
When I was a single man I could buy the "big pack" of toilet paper and it last a good 6 months. I would say it last about a month now....................WTF!
It truly mystifies me.
When I was a single man I could buy the "big pack" of toilet paper and it last a good 6 months. I would say it last about a month now....................WTF!
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:15 pm to toosleaux
Someone's downvoting every post in this thread. 
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:16 pm to Sentrius
Someone down votes every post I type. They like me, really, they really like me.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:16 pm to yellowfin
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I shite at work 95% of the time anyway so I don't really use tp at home
This is basically a retirement plan in and of itself.
$13 for a pack of toilet paper. LINK Assume you go through one of these a week, for thirty years (average working time), 13 * 52 * 30 = $20,000. Take that $20,000 and put it in the stock market at 10% a year and by the time you retire it's $350,000.
So basically the average woman during her life will use one whole McMansion's worth of toilet paper.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:17 pm to PurpleAndGold86
I dump in the AM, then shower. I dump in the PM, then shower.
I use baby wipes in between.
I use baby wipes in between.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:17 pm to Cold Cous Cous
The wife uses wipes. They go equally fast and cost twice as much.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:18 pm to toosleaux
Did they sync? Last time I went on vacation with a bunch if women they did.... Not fun.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:18 pm to CBLSU316
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I used to could buy the "big pack"
Mother of God.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:19 pm to The Third Leg
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I dump in the AM, then shower. I dump in the PM, then shower. I use baby wipes in between.
There is nothing wrong with this. You practice good hygiene.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:19 pm to The Third Leg
quote:Save time and just dump in the shower.
I dump in the AM, then shower. I dump in the PM, then shower.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:20 pm to The Third Leg
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I have a wall mounted body spray in my shower that is a-hole height.
and i bet you like the way it feels too
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:21 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
No way. I've got a throne, an elongated Kohler, with dual flush action.
My wife even reads on that bitch, so comfortable.
My wife even reads on that bitch, so comfortable.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:21 pm to PurpleAndGold86
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Mother of God.
You're right...............I except my shame.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:22 pm to djangochained
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and i bet you like the way it feels too
Who the hell wouldn't?
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