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Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:12 pm to
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:12 pm to
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When I'm single, a single roll will last a month.

Goddamn, do you wipe your arse after you take a shite?
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to
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I'm just discovering this practice they perform monthly called period shits. Holy frickballs


WTF man, I could have lived my whole life without having to google that.....
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12332 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to
I have a wall mounted body spray in my shower that is a-hole height.

frick TP
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to
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How board are y'all?
About the same as the Gaming Board
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98852 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:13 pm to
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i just take a few rolls home from the office

I'd rather shite on company time
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:14 pm to
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I have a wall mounted body spray in my shower that is a-hole height. frick TP


Do you use this contraption after every shite or do you walk around with a dirty a-hole all day long?
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11425 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:15 pm to
The toilet paper consumption in my house quadrupled when I got married.

It truly mystifies me.


When I was a single man I could buy the "big pack" of toilet paper and it last a good 6 months. I would say it last about a month now....................WTF!
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 4:24 pm
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:15 pm to
Someone's downvoting every post in this thread.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12332 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:16 pm to
Someone down votes every post I type. They like me, really, they really like me.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15351 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:16 pm to
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I shite at work 95% of the time anyway so I don't really use tp at home

This is basically a retirement plan in and of itself.

$13 for a pack of toilet paper. LINK Assume you go through one of these a week, for thirty years (average working time), 13 * 52 * 30 = $20,000. Take that $20,000 and put it in the stock market at 10% a year and by the time you retire it's $350,000.

So basically the average woman during her life will use one whole McMansion's worth of toilet paper.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12332 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:17 pm to
I dump in the AM, then shower. I dump in the PM, then shower.

I use baby wipes in between.
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10085 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:17 pm to
The wife uses wipes. They go equally fast and cost twice as much.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
54024 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:18 pm to
Did they sync? Last time I went on vacation with a bunch if women they did.... Not fun.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:18 pm to
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I used to could buy the "big pack"

Mother of God.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:19 pm to
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I dump in the AM, then shower. I dump in the PM, then shower. I use baby wipes in between.

There is nothing wrong with this. You practice good hygiene.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8576 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:19 pm to
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I dump in the AM, then shower. I dump in the PM, then shower.
Save time and just dump in the shower.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19129 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:20 pm to
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I have a wall mounted body spray in my shower that is a-hole height.


and i bet you like the way it feels too
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12332 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:21 pm to
No way. I've got a throne, an elongated Kohler, with dual flush action.

My wife even reads on that bitch, so comfortable.
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11425 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:21 pm to
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Mother of God.


You're right...............I except my shame.

Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:22 pm to
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and i bet you like the way it feels too

Who the hell wouldn't?
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