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Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:11 am to ALrabbitKilla
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try making her a cup of coffee every morning.
This works for sure. It worked for me yesterday morning.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:29 am to touchdownjeebus
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Whatever floats your boat. If my needs aren’t met, I’m leaving. I don’t need to settle. Not everyone is full of shite, but if it makes you feel better, believe wtf you want.
Sex twice a day everyday is an absurd amount of sex. You honestly can't function without twice a day sex?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:34 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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Which is why you’ll never have a meaningful relationship. Because your “needs” are insane and that of an addict
Had a buddy one time that had just gotten his wife pregnant not long before and they apparently had to try for a couple of months before conceiving. He was like "dude, there is definitely such a thing as too much sex. At a certain point, I started apologizing to my dick for the workload."
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:56 am to Shamoan
This is why you have side chicks.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:56 am to Shamoan
None for me this year, Aunt Flo was visiting my wife. Also with two kids (9&4), Christmas day starts early and it's a long day. Some years we do it, some years not.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:04 am to Shamoan
they rarely give it up to begin with, you think on xmas!
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:15 am to Magnus
I remember Christmas sex being a thing before the kids, after the kids no way. Then the kids are grown and out of the house, still no Christmas sex. Now we have the grandkids for Christmas, so no Christmas Sex.
Like I said, I vaguely remember a time in my life where Christmas sex was a thing so I know it existed.
Like I said, I vaguely remember a time in my life where Christmas sex was a thing so I know it existed.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:17 am to Magnus
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they rarely give it up to begin with,

Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:23 am to JiminyCricket
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they apparently had to try for a couple of months
That's the worst. It's mentally hard to just jump into the moment because she's where she needs to be, after so many attempts you're just doing it to procreate with no emotion or fun involved. Hard to explain unless you've experienced it
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:30 am to AllDayEveryDay
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That's the worst. It's mentally hard to just jump into the moment because she's where she needs to be, after so many attempts you're just doing it to procreate with no emotion or fun involved. Hard to explain unless you've experienced it
Yeah, his wife is friends with my wife so they explained the process a little bit more from the not often talked about emotional side of trying for a baby since we've kicked aorund having kids if health issues allow. They were both like, "it's actually not all that sexy tbh, especially after the first month or so. When you're first trying, there's the excitement and all that but after a few months of it, basically you're just tracking ovulation and making the drop." It was kinda funny how they explained it so matter of factly. She'd be like "you got another one in you?" after the 4th or 5th time in a given day. He said he basically felt like a sperm dispenser after awhile. He said it was the strangest thing because they had always had sex and tried to enjoy it and make it an intimate thing but sex for procreation just began to feel almost like a transaction after awhile. He said it was so odd and foreign for them.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 9:34 am
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:38 am to Split2874
quote:Definitely can throw a wrench in things, but it’s not a “no way”
after the kids no way
I ended up going o-fer for Christmas this year. I was too full after Xmas eve dinner and didn’t even attempt to initiate anything. We started to get things rolling last night when the 6mo woke up crying. Killed the mood.
Decided to go for Boxing Day this morning, but the baby slept all night (until 8:30) and her titties were about to burst. As much as I love the heft of full milk jugs rubbing against my chest, I recognize how uncomfortable that is for her and how self conscious she can be about spraying milk all over me during a romp.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:41 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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her titties were about to burst. As much as I love the heft of full milk jugs rubbing against my chest, I recognize how uncomfortable that is for her and how self conscious she can be about spraying milk all over me during a romp.

Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:44 am to Ingeniero
We are empty nesters and the kids are home from school so we have to be quiet these days. But this morning was nice. I’m now getting eggs and hashbrowns on the griddle. Winning.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:04 am to djangochained
Not sure about on Christmas but on Kwanzaa the back shots are so good.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:11 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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her titties were about to burst. As much as I love the heft of full milk jugs rubbing against my chest, I recognize how uncomfortable that is for her and how self conscious she can be about spraying milk all over me during a romp.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:15 am to TideSaint
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My wife gave me this today:
Sex Coupon Book
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Spicy Coupon Book for Him: 50 Sexy Coupons for Husband or Boyfriend
Your wife just played you and anchored sex for the year at less than once per week.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:25 am to Shamoan
Give her some some time. She is probably worn out from all those Instagram stories and pics she has been posting showing how great of a husband she has.
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