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re: share your blind date/first date horror stories
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:27 pm to OweO
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:27 pm to OweO
quote:I read this and actually thought 08 was writing the post pretending it was you
have a story about about a guy a know. Well, I am better friends with his brother, who is the one who told me the story
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:03 pm to fallguy_1978
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Have a buddy that went on a Tinder or Bumble date last year and the chick was a dude
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Seems like that would have been pertinent information to share pre date
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:13 pm to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 2/5/19 at 12:22 pm to L1C4
#1- Girlfriend of a friend sets me up with her friend, a girl who was originally from my hometown (Madison, WI) but lived in Newport Beach, CA and was in Scottsdale visiting. All four of us start out at a sushi joint. As soon as she finds out I went to Wisconsin she starts ripping on the school. Turned out she couldn't get admitted to UW and instead went to Michigan State and I gently teased her about their JUCO academics and she didn't take it well. We head to a bar and she gets loaded and spills two martinis on me. We go back to our cars and she can't stand up and then gets upset and starts crying because I wouldn't kiss her goodnight.
#2- The wife of a neighbor sets me up with a co-worker. I meet her for Happy Hour and when I walk up she says "damn, what I could do with that body". The waitress mouths to me "good luck!". This chick had a ridiculous body but a face to protect it. We are seated outside and there is a table of four guys who just got off the golf course and they got an earful. Very quickly the conversation gets X-rated.
Her birthday was coming up that weekend and she was going to Cancun to celebrate and asked if I had ever been there and I replied that I had. She mentions the name of the resort/hotel and I said that I had never heard of it. She asked if I had ever heard or been to "Hedo"- I said I hadn't. She's incredulous that I have never heard of Hedonism and I responded that I had never heard of it referred as "Hedo". Anyway, the place in Cancun was just like "Hedo". I asked if she had ever been to Hedonism and she replied many times and went into great detail about what goes on there and what she has done- unprotected sex in front of others, blowing strangers on the dance floor, threesomes, foursomes and more. The table behind us was listening in and I could hear them gasping. I was intrigued and asked a ton of questions and the more she drank the more emboldened & graphic she got. She had four mixed drinks in two hours and was smashed. She assumed we would be going back to her house and I responded that wasn't going to happen but wanted to order her a cab. She accused me of being gay and got in her car and tore out of the parking lot. She emailed me the next day saying she had a great time and wanted to see me again. I got back together with my ex-girlfriend immediately. My friend and his wife had no idea she was into that lifestyle.
#2- The wife of a neighbor sets me up with a co-worker. I meet her for Happy Hour and when I walk up she says "damn, what I could do with that body". The waitress mouths to me "good luck!". This chick had a ridiculous body but a face to protect it. We are seated outside and there is a table of four guys who just got off the golf course and they got an earful. Very quickly the conversation gets X-rated.
Her birthday was coming up that weekend and she was going to Cancun to celebrate and asked if I had ever been there and I replied that I had. She mentions the name of the resort/hotel and I said that I had never heard of it. She asked if I had ever heard or been to "Hedo"- I said I hadn't. She's incredulous that I have never heard of Hedonism and I responded that I had never heard of it referred as "Hedo". Anyway, the place in Cancun was just like "Hedo". I asked if she had ever been to Hedonism and she replied many times and went into great detail about what goes on there and what she has done- unprotected sex in front of others, blowing strangers on the dance floor, threesomes, foursomes and more. The table behind us was listening in and I could hear them gasping. I was intrigued and asked a ton of questions and the more she drank the more emboldened & graphic she got. She had four mixed drinks in two hours and was smashed. She assumed we would be going back to her house and I responded that wasn't going to happen but wanted to order her a cab. She accused me of being gay and got in her car and tore out of the parking lot. She emailed me the next day saying she had a great time and wanted to see me again. I got back together with my ex-girlfriend immediately. My friend and his wife had no idea she was into that lifestyle.
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 12:23 pm
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