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Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134069 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:26 pm to
I used spot remover on my dog.





And then he died
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:29 pm to
Your mamas so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61808 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:32 pm to
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25162 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:34 pm to
Old man goes to the doctor. Doc asks if his digestive system is “regular”. Old man says he goes every morning at 6:30. Doc says that’s good. Old man says he doesn’t wake up until 7:00
Posted by Seuqnoc
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2020
562 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:41 pm to
What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?




A pick pocket snatches watches.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134069 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:42 pm to
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?


One shucks between fits
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:18 pm to
knock knock

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

I thought you said you'd never forget



knock knock

Who's there?

Tim

Tim who?

Tim breaks down crying knowing his grandmother's Alzheimer's is getting progressively worse.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:28 pm to
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

Because people might think they're dancing.

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So, this dyslexic walks into a bra...


Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12989 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

People who say white folks can't jump have clearly never watched any 9/11 footage.

Too soon.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:44 pm to
You, uh...you like fish sticks?

Yeah? What are you, a gay fish?
Posted by DrewTheEngineer
Baton Rouge (Oak Hills)
Member since Jun 2006
1253 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:46 pm to
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?










A pouch potato.
This post was edited on 4/22/21 at 7:48 pm
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23942 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:53 pm to
Which days are the strongest?








Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Posted by RatherHunt
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2021
162 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:58 pm to
What goes through a flys head as he hits a windshield?

His arse...

Bet he wouldn’t have the guts to hit it again.
This post was edited on 4/22/21 at 8:00 pm
Posted by AUTailgater
Member since Sep 2020
43 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 7:59 pm to
If 2 Alabama fans get divorced

Are they still considered brother and sister?
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3212 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:45 pm to
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?












You can’t pay a garbanzo $20 to bean on your face.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4382 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:58 pm to
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait til your 12 years old to cum on your face.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149706 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

People who say white folks can't jump have clearly never watched any 9/11 footage.
Posted by tigburls
Member since Feb 2010
596 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:18 pm to
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. They see a little boy playing basketball and the priest asks the rabbi "hey you want to f&*K him" and the rabbi says "out of what?"
Posted by Coach Buzzcut
Member since Feb 2016
1404 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:22 pm to
What’s the difference between an Afghanistan high school and a Taliban outpost?

I dunno... I just fly the drone
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3718 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 11:03 pm to
Did you hear about the 18-wheeler full of Vick’s Vaporub that overturned on I-12 by Pinnacle Parkway this morning?

It was the first time in years there was no congestion there for 8 hours.
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