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Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:30 pm to dukke v
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Nope..... if it's a guy... I grab him and strip him down... tie him to a tree and find a real hot chick that gets him hard as a rock... and then put a reverse barb into his pecker.. and then I start talking to him about wat he has done and how does he really feel about it... then I get some honey and get said hot chick to pour it over his package and then get a shovel full of fire ants and pour it on......
Damn, Peej, that's a whole lotta gay there.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:30 pm to dukke v
quote:
Nope..... if it's a guy... I grab him and strip him down... tie him to a tree and find a real hot chick that gets him hard as a rock... and then put a reverse barb into his pecker.. and then I start talking to him about wat he has done and how does he really feel about it... then I get some honey and get said hot chick to pour it over his package and then get a shovel full of fire ants and pour it on......
And I am laughing the whole time.....
Sucks to be him.....
You wrote that in a very 'repressed fantasy type of weird' way.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:34 pm to blueboy
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Chinese death by a thousand cuts does all of that.
But then it's BOOOOOOOORRING
I mean "ooooh, what'll it be today? Another cut?"
I want their brain to be on fire! A tempest of tumultuous terror.
I'd flay a finger the first day. Then salt The wound the second day.
The third day I'd bring in an armload of organic lemons from the garden...and make them a glass of ice cold lemonade. Cool and sweet and then refreshing to the touch.
Then throw caustic on their open wound.
I'd insert the tendril of a thorn bush into their urethra and have it set up on a Machine where every time they'd take a sip of water the plant would be fertilized.
In short, cuts, no matter the number, are old hat.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:36 pm to dukke v
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dukke v
quote:
if it's a guy... I grab him and strip him down.
Sounds right
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:40 pm to dukke v
What a dumb bitch.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:43 pm to blueboy
Tiger rant
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:43 pm to fr33manator
Scaphism
Got to be the worst.
Got to be the worst.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:44 pm to blueboy
quote:
So, what's your favorite brand of torture?
The long, slow death of happiness that we call life.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:45 pm to blueboy
Staff meetings that could've been addressed by email.
It's a special kind of psychological torture, especially on a Friday afternoon.
It's a special kind of psychological torture, especially on a Friday afternoon.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:46 pm to fr33manator
quote:Not to the guy getting tortured.
But then it's BOOOOOOOORRING
quote:Nooooo. They did all of the stuff you mentioned. Cutting digits, limbs, eyeballs, etc. It was designed to take days.
I mean "ooooh, what'll it be today? Another cut?"
Then, there's the other Chinese torture, where they tie you down over a bed of young bamboo and let it slowly grow through you.
quote:And as long as we're making shite up, how about filling a racquetball court with acid, about 3 inches of depth. You'd have to coat the court with something resistant, I guess. Then, you lower the victim down by rope, and watch them flail their legs around as they get dissolved. You could put a disco ball on the ceiling and play Emotional Rescue by the Stones as they do the dance of agonizing death.
peej
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:52 pm to blueboy
Passive aggressive behavior
Posted on 5/8/17 at 6:59 pm to cssamerican
quote:We m ight have a winner here. But man, come on. You have to provide a description and/or photo aids.
Scaphism
quote:
The Boats
The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:01 pm to supatigah
Flaying, if done properly, would be the worst to me. There are accounts of people being so good at it that you were still alive when they finished and would throw your skin in one piece over a rack next to you so that you could see it (including your face) as you died.
Being slowly dipped feet first into boiling oil would also be pretty terrible.
Being slowly dipped feet first into boiling oil would also be pretty terrible.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:02 pm to blueboy
Threads like this, I must be a masochist for clicking on crap like this. frick you.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:03 pm to cssamerican
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Scaphism
Got to be the worst.
It gets my vote.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:05 pm to blueboy
Water boarding
In fact I have the sticker on the back of my car that say us water boarding association
In fact I have the sticker on the back of my car that say us water boarding association
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:07 pm to brgfather129
The only right answer
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:29 pm to TigernMS12
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Being slowly dipped feet first into boiling oil would also be pretty terrible.
I hope I would be brave enough to choose head-first.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:45 pm to fr33manator
Damn fr33 you wild
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