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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:14 pm to jyoung1
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:14 pm to jyoung1
This past Christmas, I was at church with the family and it was absolutely packed. I get communion and proceed to choke on it. I'm coughing and gagging trying to walk away while my face is turning purple and I'm gasping for breath. I legit thought I was going to pass out and the little old ladies I'm sure legit thought I was possessed. Had to step out and then walk all the way back to the front to sit back down.
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:16 pm to nickrolled
Was summer of 99. Had just graduated highschool and about to move to Tx. My dad was dating some chick and invited me over. Her hot arse niece from Zachary was there and we got introduced.( Girl was hot enough I may have canceled my move to Texas if it works) After dinner we all went our separate ways and I got a call from the hot girl inviting me to a party. I meet her there and its about 10 people hanging out, one guy I kinda knew. He pulls out a blunt and ask " you cool?" I had smoked before so I was down. I hit the blunt hard and like in the movie "Friday" he tells me to take it easy. 10 minutes pass and while getting to know this girl my skin starts crawling followed by cold sweats. I rush out to my truck and proceed to projectile vomit everywhere. As soon as I could compose myself I left. Never saw the girl again
In highschool I passed out on a friends living room floor. Wake up to his mom and sister staring at me laying in my own vomit. Got up and said I had a towel in my truck I could clean it with. Got in my truck and left
In highschool I passed out on a friends living room floor. Wake up to his mom and sister staring at me laying in my own vomit. Got up and said I had a towel in my truck I could clean it with. Got in my truck and left
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:20 pm to nickrolled
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one time i was invited to a baby shower... i didn’t know these were rich folk in bossier city... i was terribly under dressed and out of place
my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”
they opened it in front of the entire party
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Other time was when i went to buy my first car
I wore a suit and my mom went with me
Talked to the salesman and when he found out how much i made at my job, told me that the only way i was getting a car was if my mom bought it
I sat in the corner in a suit while my mom dealt with the salesman
Bravo OP, well done.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:26 pm to whit
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Mine is bad and I cringe even thinking about it. I just started a new job and flew out to Dallas to a training seminar. The first day we do a breakfast meet and greet and the owner of the company is there and we’re sitting at a big arse meeting/round table. Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened. Still baffles me to this day. I don’t even know why I’m sharing this. I had to spend the next two days with these people training. I still feel like a pussy to this day.
for your sake, i hope you have a new employer or moved out of the country
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:39 pm to nickrolled
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one time i was invited to a baby shower... i didn’t know these were rich folk in bossier city... i was terribly under dressed and out of place
my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”
You should have been embarrassed even if it wasn't rich folk..
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:48 pm to Sun God
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Spend 45 minutes taking apart my PS2 because it wouldn't play the DVD. Turn around after fixing it and she had GTFO.
That one is pretty good.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:51 pm to supadave3
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I’ve never heard that euphemism for having sex before. I hope I never hear it again.
Ive heard people use "cutting" about 20 years ago.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:52 pm to Chad504boy
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for your sake, i hope you have a new employer or moved out of the country
I worked for them for about 7 years until I started my own company. Everyone at the training was from the Texas office. I was the only one from the Louisiana office. My only save face was helping pull the Louisiana office out of the shitter.Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:55 pm to Jester
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On what page did OweO post his extremely drawn-out fake story?
On day your mom was jerking me off and when she finally decided to put it in her mouth, it was too big to fit and I was embarrassed it was as big as it is.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:14 pm to nickrolled
I pissed my pants at my 9th birthday party.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:22 pm to nickrolled
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my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”
I love that you think that poor people have baby showers and give each other McDonald's vouchers.
I wouldn't give that to my mailman as a Christmas tip.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:22 pm to whit
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I cringed hard and said “frickin idiot!” This was 10 plus years ago
One of the most underrated reactions we all experience. I'll be driving down the road and let out a "frickkkk" because I just remembered an awkward sexual experience from 15 years ago or something
This post was edited on 3/24/18 at 8:51 am
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:24 pm to Fewer Kilometers
I can't read lol
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:24 pm to nickrolled
Early thread of the year candidate right here
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:29 pm to Ed Osteen
quote:i have something like this
I have one I’ve shared here a few times. Back in the day when tinder first came out, I matched up and started talking to this very attractive girl. After talking for a few days, we agreed to meet the following night for some dinner and drinks.
Like any guy, I look her up on Facebook and scroll through all her profile pics, a bunch of others, and then scroll through some old albums with bikini pics.
I call her the next day and get no answer. Call that same night and get no answer, which threw me off.
I pull up her Facebook a few days later out of curiosity and realize that shuffling through her pics, I was accidentally liking every picture. I had cycled through almost a hundred pictures. She was likely getting an alert, one by one, as I was “liking” her pics. Including several year old bikini pictures.
I deleted the Facebook app immediately
back when i was like 15 i was randomly going through a classmates facebook page. i ended up at a picture that he took with his girlfriend when they were like 14 and i somehow "tagged" myself on the picture. i quickly delted my tag, and the kid never acted any differently towards me the rest of our high school lives, but to this day ive always wondered if he got a notification that i did that and it totally changed his opinon of me
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:30 pm to nickrolled
In college, blind date with my friend's neighbor. I'm sitting with her on her parents' couch at the end of the night, in the dark, ridiculously drunk.
I'm drunkenly putting moves on her and begging her for sex. I must've been speaking in my loud, Will Ferrell drunk voice, because her mom stomped in wearing her night gown and hair curlers, and told me to get the hell out of her house.
I'm pretty sure our parents knew each other.
I'm drunkenly putting moves on her and begging her for sex. I must've been speaking in my loud, Will Ferrell drunk voice, because her mom stomped in wearing her night gown and hair curlers, and told me to get the hell out of her house.
I'm pretty sure our parents knew each other.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:30 pm to nickrolled
I started working out when I was 22, I’m 37 now. I hired this personal trainer at this private gym who’s personal claim to fame was playing safety for the Packers for one season. He was going to train me the way they trained, according to him. Anyway, he was putting me through a cardio test and I was so out of shape that after 5 min I had to throw up. I ran to the back room where the bathroom was and let loose. I probably threw up for 5 min straight. When I flushed, it didn’t go down. It clogged and started to overflow. There wasn’t a plunger in sight! It started to overflow out of the backroom into the gym. Just water and puke all over the place. The owner had to run outside through the vomit and shut off the main water line. I went home disgusted and embarrassed. I showed up the next day for my session with a plunger with a bow tied around it and never went back.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:43 pm to go_tigres
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I ask her when she's due...
Never, ever, assume that a woman is pregnant. I don't care if she's walking into Womans Hospital wearing a "baby on board" t-shirt with feet sticking out of her vagina. Do not assume that she is pregnant.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:50 pm to nickrolled
12 years ago I dated an attractive blonde in LA. She said she was 36. She was actually 42. When discussing family, exes, and all that stuff, she let me know that she had gotten pregnant in high school and had a kid when she was 16.
shite happens.
8 years later I am dating a mid-30's blonde, and we are having dinner at a restaurant. All of a sudden, my date goes, "Mom! Mom! Over here." So Mom sees us and walks over, and Oh shite!
Mom and I don't let on that we know each other, but damn, damn, damn, I shutter every time I think of that incident.
shite happens.
8 years later I am dating a mid-30's blonde, and we are having dinner at a restaurant. All of a sudden, my date goes, "Mom! Mom! Over here." So Mom sees us and walks over, and Oh shite!
Mom and I don't let on that we know each other, but damn, damn, damn, I shutter every time I think of that incident.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:56 pm to Ed Osteen
That is so awesome
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