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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:53 pm to Ed Osteen
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:53 pm to Ed Osteen
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frick yeah bro, nothing better than a threesome with super hot bisexual chicks!
You sound like a 16 year old making up a story to impress your friends
Hardly. I just lucked out one time and totally effed it up. Friend called me out of the blue today and had to remind me.
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Posted on 4/9/20 at 4:06 pm to Vegas Cajun
About 20 years ago, I was scheduled to take a training class at Safety Council in BR. Little did I know that an hour before the class started the training had been changed to a different room and me and my coworker was not told.
The instructor starts off by saying now that were all here lets start off by introducing yourselves and tell us a little about yourself.
The tables were set up in a horseshoe pattern and they started on the opposite end from where we were.
The previous 8 people it seems were all heads of leading industry,doctors,inventers and noble peace prize winners
(sarcasm)
When it came my turn, I stood up introduced myself and the company that I worked for which was a small construction company and professed that I was definitely in the wrong room.
They all had a pretty good laugh and my friend and I still joke about it from time to time.
The instructor starts off by saying now that were all here lets start off by introducing yourselves and tell us a little about yourself.
The tables were set up in a horseshoe pattern and they started on the opposite end from where we were.
The previous 8 people it seems were all heads of leading industry,doctors,inventers and noble peace prize winners
(sarcasm) When it came my turn, I stood up introduced myself and the company that I worked for which was a small construction company and professed that I was definitely in the wrong room.
They all had a pretty good laugh and my friend and I still joke about it from time to time.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 4:21 pm to Vegas Cajun
Let’s see here.
1. Grade school. Spilt orange juice in my lap and people thought I pissed my pants.
2. Grade school again. Went to take sex ed class. Asked the teacher in front of everybody, “What’s masturbation?”
3. Went to a club with some friends. Friend had he me hooked up for the night with a college girl. For some reason, I had my first and only panic attack and had to go get fresh air outside. I hadn’t been drinking that much. It was a loud, smoky club that you could hardly see or hear anyone so I blame that.
1. Grade school. Spilt orange juice in my lap and people thought I pissed my pants.
2. Grade school again. Went to take sex ed class. Asked the teacher in front of everybody, “What’s masturbation?”
3. Went to a club with some friends. Friend had he me hooked up for the night with a college girl. For some reason, I had my first and only panic attack and had to go get fresh air outside. I hadn’t been drinking that much. It was a loud, smoky club that you could hardly see or hear anyone so I blame that.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 4:36 pm to Vegas Cajun
Back in 2005 my wife and I were in line to buy tickets at the Siegen movie theater (the one that used to be next to the Office Depot).
There were two girls in front of us in line chatting and one was average height and really skinny, but seemed oddly familiar. Like not in a "I know this person" sort of way. More like "I've seen this person somewhere." Maybe she was a waitress or cashier or bartender somewhere I frequented.
I mentioned it to my wife and she just nodded but said nothing.
After a few more minutes of thinking, it hit me. I didn't know her from somewhere -- she vaguely resembled a celebrity.
I turned to my wife and said (in what I thought was a hushed tone) -- "I got it! She kind of looks like an ugly Hilary Swank!"
The girl accompanying the smaller, familiar girl turned towards me a bit and shot a quick agitated look. My wife dipped behind me.
A few seconds later, the girls stepped to the window to order tickets and my wife said "That was Hillary Swank".
I was unaware she was in Baton Rouge filming a movie.
I felt pretty bad.
There were two girls in front of us in line chatting and one was average height and really skinny, but seemed oddly familiar. Like not in a "I know this person" sort of way. More like "I've seen this person somewhere." Maybe she was a waitress or cashier or bartender somewhere I frequented.
I mentioned it to my wife and she just nodded but said nothing.
After a few more minutes of thinking, it hit me. I didn't know her from somewhere -- she vaguely resembled a celebrity.
I turned to my wife and said (in what I thought was a hushed tone) -- "I got it! She kind of looks like an ugly Hilary Swank!"
The girl accompanying the smaller, familiar girl turned towards me a bit and shot a quick agitated look. My wife dipped behind me.
A few seconds later, the girls stepped to the window to order tickets and my wife said "That was Hillary Swank".
I was unaware she was in Baton Rouge filming a movie.
I felt pretty bad.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 4:46 pm to Vegas Cajun
This Cool girl in high school was actually willing to sleep with me during early dismissal Wednesdays. While riding me she leaned on my stomach and I let out the loudest and worst smelling fart you've ever heard. Aside from the fact that the sex was over, she went back to school and told everyone...
Posted on 4/9/20 at 8:03 pm to Vegas Cajun
I was swimming with some attractive blonde at the W after a night out and proceeded to vomit a bunch of red wine all up in the pool after making out.
I tried to hide it. Apparently freshly drank and puked red wine shows up well in a backlit pool :(
I tried to hide it. Apparently freshly drank and puked red wine shows up well in a backlit pool :(
Posted on 4/9/20 at 8:16 pm to Vegas Cajun
Was arrested on a drug charge and graduated high school with one of the deputies leading me into the holding cell. He was a guy I really respected. I felt like the biggest fricking 
on the planet.
on the planet.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 8:58 pm to NatalbanyTigerFan
quote:Noted
inventers and noble peace prize winners (sarcasm)
Posted on 4/9/20 at 9:09 pm to soccerfüt
I don't think I've ever really been embarrassed about anything. I do tend to embarrass people around me... idk
Posted on 4/9/20 at 9:21 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
terd ferguson
I don't think I've ever really been embarrassed about anything. I do tend to embarrass people around me... idk
I can name several things you should be embarrassed about but I won’t
Posted on 4/9/20 at 9:44 pm to Vegas Cajun
Wasnt it the poster whit that started crying in a board meeting or something out of nowhere?
That story was hilarious
ETA: yup
whit
That story was hilarious
ETA: yup
quote:
Mine is bad and I cringe even thinking about it. I just started a new job and flew out to Dallas to a training seminar. The first day we do a breakfast meet and greet and the owner of the company is there and we’re sitting at a big arse meeting/round table. Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened. Still baffles me to this day. I don’t even know why I’m sharing this. I had to spend the next two days with these people training. I still feel like a pussy to this day.
whitThis post was edited on 4/9/20 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 4/9/20 at 9:51 pm to Vegas Cajun
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This post was edited on 4/9/20 at 11:21 pm
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