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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:40 pm to Ingeniero
Mine wanted to divorce me because I edged the sidewalk with too big of a gap between the grass and concrete.
I said, hey now, no need to go call your lawyer, I’ll just make the gap smaller next time.
She forgot about it after a few months, especially because there were new and more important reasons to divorce me, like the fact that I left some trace hair clippings around my sink.
I said, hey now, no need to go call your lawyer, I’ll just make the gap smaller next time.
She forgot about it after a few months, especially because there were new and more important reasons to divorce me, like the fact that I left some trace hair clippings around my sink.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:40 pm to blueboxer1119
quote:Is is wrong to piss in the bathroom sink?
Brush my teeth in kitchen sink.
Asking for a husband.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:40 pm to Ingeniero
Try to have sex with her.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:41 pm to Ingeniero
Wake up.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:43 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:why do you shite in the tub
When she’s running her bath water for her bath, I go in there and take a huge shite while she’s in the other room, then once she realizes she has to go in the other bathroom to take a bath
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:43 pm to Ingeniero
Breathe. Seriously, act like I’m her father.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:45 pm to Ingeniero
When I get on to her about nagginge to do something.
Look woman, I said I would clean out the garage and I still plan to. I don't need to hear you complaining about it every three months.
Look woman, I said I would clean out the garage and I still plan to. I don't need to hear you complaining about it every three months.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:45 pm to OWLFAN86
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why do you shite in the tub
To annoy her
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:45 pm to tgrbaitn08
well done!!!
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:46 pm to tgrbaitn08
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When she’s running her bath water for her bath, I go in there and take a huge shite while she’s in the other room, then once she realizes she has to go in the other bathroom to take a bath
So you are just as annoying IRL as online?
I’m not sure if I should be amazed or ashamed.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:46 pm to DemonKA3268
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Seriously, act like I’m her father.
Do you ever tell her to call you daddy?
Your wife loves it when I tell her that
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:46 pm to Ingeniero
I ask a lot of questions. It drives her crazy.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:47 pm to GreenRockTiger
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So you are just as annoying IRL as online?
I’m not sure if I should be amazed or ashamed.
People say I’m gifted. You should just be in awe
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:47 pm to Ingeniero
When mine is taking a shower or doing anything in the bathroom like brushing her teeth or fixing her hair I can’t go in the bathroom. It drives her crazy when I go in the bathroom when she’s in there.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:47 pm to Obtuse1
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This makes my wife irrationally mad when she notices it, she wakes me up just to tell me to go back to sleep with my eyes closed.
Why the hell is she staring at you while you’re sleeping? I sleep with my eyes open occasionally especially if I’m napping in my chair. It freaks the kids out.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:48 pm to Ingeniero
The way I see it I annoyed her before we started dating why change now lol
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:48 pm to DemonKA3268
I figure this is as good a thread as any to say this.
How come people don’t warn you about your wife’s hair when you get married? Like, I’ve had her hair end up in the most random places. I literally pulled a hair out of my a-hole the other day when I was about to take a shower. How did that even happen? I don’t understand.
How come people don’t warn you about your wife’s hair when you get married? Like, I’ve had her hair end up in the most random places. I literally pulled a hair out of my a-hole the other day when I was about to take a shower. How did that even happen? I don’t understand.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:49 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Do you ever tell her to call you daddy?
Never.
quote:
Your wife loves it when I tell her that
I guess that’s why she is still tight, sucks to be you.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:50 pm to LewDawg
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How come people don’t warn you about your wife’s hair when you get married? Like, I’ve had her hair end up in the most random places. I literally pulled a hair out of my a-hole the other day when I was about to take a shower. How did that even happen? I don’t understand.
Damn good question, the same has happened to me. Baffles me.
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