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re: What’s the worst whipping you ever received as a kid and what did you do?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:46 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:46 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I figured out how to burp on command by swallowing air. Demonstrated my trick over and over to the other kids on the playground (2nd or 3rd grade). Eventually threw up through my efforts.
Teacher saw me puke and sent me to the nurse's office. Nurse didn't ask shite about why or how I felt, but immediately called my dad.
Dad shows up in the office, and he asks the real questions.
"Son, did you eat something bad? Does your stomach hurt?"
"No pop, I was just burping a lot."
He takes me out to the parking lot, bends me over the tailgate of his truck, and whips the shite out of me.
"If I have to come out here again for this shite, I'm bringing the goddamn paddle. I'll see you when you get out of class."
Teacher saw me puke and sent me to the nurse's office. Nurse didn't ask shite about why or how I felt, but immediately called my dad.
Dad shows up in the office, and he asks the real questions.
"Son, did you eat something bad? Does your stomach hurt?"
"No pop, I was just burping a lot."
He takes me out to the parking lot, bends me over the tailgate of his truck, and whips the shite out of me.
"If I have to come out here again for this shite, I'm bringing the goddamn paddle. I'll see you when you get out of class."
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Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:50 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
As expected, a few funny posts. a few "that could have been me" posts and a few hair raising posts.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:12 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
My dad has always been a really level headed, calm man, so none of his whippings really stand out. A leather dress belt was always his weapon of choice, though. A wooden spoon for my mom.
One whipping that does stand out, though, was from my granddaddy. They lived around the corner from us, so I was over there often. I couldn’t have been more than 6-7 years old, but me and my granddaddy’s neighbors son were in his back yard and started having a “plum war”. We were picking the plums off of his plum tree and throwing them at each other. That man came out there and tore my behind up. It was the only time he ever whipped me. It wasn’t particularly bad, but he was basically my best friend and spoiled the shite out of me, so it hurt my feelings more than anything. I don’t feel like I have to say that I absolutely deserved it.
One whipping that does stand out, though, was from my granddaddy. They lived around the corner from us, so I was over there often. I couldn’t have been more than 6-7 years old, but me and my granddaddy’s neighbors son were in his back yard and started having a “plum war”. We were picking the plums off of his plum tree and throwing them at each other. That man came out there and tore my behind up. It was the only time he ever whipped me. It wasn’t particularly bad, but he was basically my best friend and spoiled the shite out of me, so it hurt my feelings more than anything. I don’t feel like I have to say that I absolutely deserved it.
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:15 pm to tigergirl10
quote:I can absolutely list things my kids never did again after I took phones away.
Probably would have continued acting the arse and doing the same things again if dads and moms only took away cell phones and Internet like the moron in the other thread suggested.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:17 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
My evil witch stepmom (who rides a broom) slapped the crap out of my arse because my school uniform was dirty. Because she didn't wash it. And made me wear PE shorts to school and I got in trouble. Evil bitch.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:21 pm to CrappyPants
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slapped the crap out of my arse because my school uniform was dirty.
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CrappyPants
User name checks out.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:31 pm to Dave_O
6th grade
Forged dads name on 4 week grade reports. I was d or worse in all classes.
Report cards go out and I’m still doing bad in classes. Dad schedules meeting with teachers. They as a group tell him he should have known I was doing bad as he saw the progress reports. He asked to see said signature.
Learned that day don’t ever humiliate your father.
He beat me like I had never been beat before. I remember my sister screaming please don’t kill my brother.
Never forged name again.
Forged dads name on 4 week grade reports. I was d or worse in all classes.
Report cards go out and I’m still doing bad in classes. Dad schedules meeting with teachers. They as a group tell him he should have known I was doing bad as he saw the progress reports. He asked to see said signature.
Learned that day don’t ever humiliate your father.
He beat me like I had never been beat before. I remember my sister screaming please don’t kill my brother.
Never forged name again.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:37 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 6:19 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I was about 10 and me and my friends were standing on top of sign for our local bank. My dad was watching us from the patio. We finished playing and then I walked home. When I got home my dad eerily made me pull a branch off of a peach tree. I never heard of a switch before, so I was confused about why I had to get a branch. When I gave him the branch I quickly found out why. He turned into a fricking ninja with that thing and beat the hell out of me with it. Then told me to stay the frick away from the bank.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 6:24 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Wasn't the whipping I remember but the Tabasco sauce after the initial popping with dish towel.
I was maybe 4 yrs old and I yelled bullshite at the table with my older brothers.
My only real memory of it is my mom coming around the table, snatching my arse while beating me, and making drink Tabasco sauce. Then I remember holding ice on my lips for a while after.
That was 1979. She still feels terrible about it.
I was maybe 4 yrs old and I yelled bullshite at the table with my older brothers.
My only real memory of it is my mom coming around the table, snatching my arse while beating me, and making drink Tabasco sauce. Then I remember holding ice on my lips for a while after.
That was 1979. She still feels terrible about it.
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 6:30 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I was about 7 years old. Me and a friend of mine went into a Hi Neighbor and stole two flashlights and D cell batteries for them. Went to his house and his dad asked where we got flash lights. We said my dad bought them for us. Went to my house, was asked the same question so we told the same lie. In the mean time his dad comes over to thank my dad and they put 2 and 2 together. Made us tell where we stole them, took us there to give them back to the manager that they had obviously given a heads up.......he pretended to be very angry and made us beg him not to call the police and have us arrested. After that dad took me home, made me pull my pants AND underwear down and tore my bare arse up with a belt so bad my mom came in and told him it was enough! Good lesson learned in not stealing! Wish he were alive today to thank him for that!! I.m 55 years old now and still hate a thief!
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 6:45 pm to shadowlsu
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3. My mom's weapon of choice was usually a wooden spoon from the kitchen. Well I don't remember what I did, but she was in the laundry room and decided to use a hanger. A metal hanger. Well I was jumping trying to avoid the hits when I got gaffed. The hook of the hanger imbedded about an inch deep into my calf. My mom felt bad and I milked the shite out of it for a couple of weeks.
By chance, is your mother named Crenshaw Pete?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:04 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
The one when I picked my own switch and thought light and small was the way to go...??
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:05 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Stole a dime out of my stepfather’s dresser drawer. How was I supposed to know it was an old rare coin?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:07 pm to TigerBR1111
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Stole a dime out of my stepfather’s dresser drawer. How was I supposed to know it was an old rare coin?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:21 pm to DiamondDog
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1/4 ostrich leather.
I learned something new today..............
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:24 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
My neighbor poured a big concrete slab for his rv and told me and his son not to mess with it while he went inside. We were like 5 and we walked all over it and than denied responsibility. That was some other kids with sesame street shoes on that did that.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:39 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
When I was 15, I called my mom a bitch. She laid me out with one of those joke paddles from Six Flags.
Threats that would be taboo now: I was skipping school my senior year. Was walking down the road to a friends house and my grandpa happened to drive by in his truck. I didn’t see him; he did a u-turn, pulled up behind me slowly and honked. He followed along slowly as I walked and asked why I wasn’t in school. Can’t remember whatever BS i told him. He said “Get in the truck.” I said no. He pulled forward, cut me off, got out of the truck with his snubnose .38 in his hand and said get in the fkn truck. I got in. He drove me home to get my books and drove me to school.
He never told my mom. My pawpaw didn’t talk much; he was a man’s man who didn’t frick around and tolerated absolutely zero shite.
Threats that would be taboo now: I was skipping school my senior year. Was walking down the road to a friends house and my grandpa happened to drive by in his truck. I didn’t see him; he did a u-turn, pulled up behind me slowly and honked. He followed along slowly as I walked and asked why I wasn’t in school. Can’t remember whatever BS i told him. He said “Get in the truck.” I said no. He pulled forward, cut me off, got out of the truck with his snubnose .38 in his hand and said get in the fkn truck. I got in. He drove me home to get my books and drove me to school.
He never told my mom. My pawpaw didn’t talk much; he was a man’s man who didn’t frick around and tolerated absolutely zero shite.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:49 pm to KTShoe
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I stood up with my mother right in front of me
I think he was more pissed at the disrespect to her than actually thinking you would hit her or something like that. I dont know your age, I'm 55 and that would have been my first thought faced with my son doing that.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:50 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Worst punishment was when I was maybe 10-11, snuck out late to ride my razor scooter down to a girl’s house for a little premarital handholding.
Pussy still getting me in trouble 20 years later. Safe to say I did not learn my lesson.
Pussy still getting me in trouble 20 years later. Safe to say I did not learn my lesson.
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