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re: What's Your Signature Move In The Bedroom
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:03 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:03 pm to BayouCatFan
Not falling asleep
I almost always pull it off, almost
I almost always pull it off, almost
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:08 pm to BayouCatFan
The ladies don’t call me Munchman for nothing.
Subtle brag.
Subtle brag.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:24 pm to munchman
Start off with Venus butterfly technique and finish her off in the prone bone position.
Then I call her into the bedroom to join me.
Then I call her into the bedroom to join me.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:25 pm to LSUinMA
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Reeks of illiteracy.
yeah so. I was preoccupied. 
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:47 pm to BayouCatFan
Rolling to my left to fall asleep for a restful slumber. My wife can’t resist and follows suit and we both have a great sleep.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:50 pm to BayouCatFan
The Houdini. Classic move. Only works once tho.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:51 pm to BayouCatFan
I give her the honor of having sex with me isn’t that enough. I got the best girlfriend she loves to think she’s in control and so she just gets on top and rides me so I just lay there. If I’m making her do all the work whose really in control
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:53 pm to JAG
The dirty Sanchez
Posted on 5/24/21 at 8:13 pm to fr33manator
Were you thinking Kipling when you wrote that?
Posted on 5/24/21 at 8:16 pm to BayouCatFan
Put a cucumber in her so she thinks I'm big then insert and act like I'm teasing till I get off then disappear cause I missed emergency text.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 8:55 pm to fr33manator
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Try Vicks Vapor Rub as lube
Done that by accident, initial screaming was deceiving.
This post was edited on 5/24/21 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 5/24/21 at 8:59 pm to p&g
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The shocker
One pink
One stink
Fail
Posted on 5/24/21 at 9:03 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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Were you thinking Kipling when you wrote that?
Rudyard?
No, more like Rodney Carrington with fun little guitar/banjo jug band rhythm
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Posted on 5/24/21 at 9:07 pm to BayouCatFan
Reminds me of this story
quote:
Not me, but an old friend of mine.
Really quiet, soft-spoken, polite guy. A total gentleman and a graduate student in the liberal arts. Also, pretty inexperienced, tentative, and vanilla sexually. He's dating this really cool girl for maybe two months. She is much kinkier in bed. She floats the idea of dirty talk, and apparently likes to be objectified, even demeaned a bit, from time to time. He's hesitant, but wants to please her and doesn't dismiss the idea outright. Changes the subject and figures that they'll revisit the idea another time.
Anyway...they have sex a few days later for the first time since the conversation. Really going at it doggystyle, and she tells him to talk dirty to her. He says that he can't think of anything to say, so he says nothing, and she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not fricking requesting, but demanding it. He comes up with:
"Yeah...you like that, you fricking retard?"
He's never struck me as one for embellishment, so I believe him. He said that was it for sex that night, although they are still together two years on now.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 9:14 pm to caliegeaux
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wreaks of virginity
I know right? Bolt ons! Jeez.
They totally feel like a bag of sand.
Posted on 5/24/21 at 9:42 pm to 3PieceSpicy
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What’s up with all yall proud premature ejaculators? 99% of the time I don’t even cum bc that’s not my focus with sex. I usually make a girl cum 4-5 times a session with ease. The truly tough ones, I still can get them off 1-2 times. It’s really not difficult tbh. Just don’t be selfish and have a bit of self control
Who the frick brought this guy??
Posted on 5/24/21 at 10:00 pm to BayouCatFan
Not all women like to be called whores in the bedroom. Just trust me on this
Posted on 5/24/21 at 10:01 pm to BayouCatFan
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