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re: When chickens have sex does that equal one egg baby?
Posted on 11/14/22 at 8:56 pm to little billy
Posted on 11/14/22 at 8:56 pm to little billy
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because I learned that a rooster can have sex 30 times in one day.
Roasters don't have sex.
They rape and pillage.
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Posted on 11/14/22 at 9:08 pm to LSUintheNW
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Roasters don't have sex.
They rape and pillage.
Kenny Rogers?!
Guess you really do gotta know when to walk away and know when to run
Posted on 11/14/22 at 9:18 pm to OysterPoBoy
What if the male chicken whips it out and jizzes all over their babylons?
Posted on 11/14/22 at 9:19 pm to OysterPoBoy
Are you seriously asking this question?
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:16 pm to dbeck
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What if the male chicken whips it out and jizzes all over their babylon
They don’t have anything to whip out. A rooster has a cloaca, an orifice through which it shits, pisses and cums. Both sexes have cloacas.
The rooster presses its bump against a hen’s cloaca and lets the sperm fly.
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:20 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:They grew up. Maybe you had to be there.
You always see a group of baby chicks.
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:53 pm to OysterPoBoy
I’m gonna be honest…I don’t know how chicken or fish reproduce….there are eggs and sperm, but they just float around in the air and water….
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:56 pm to OysterPoBoy
One breeding and the hen can lay fertile eggs for a few weeks since nobody gave you a serious answer.
Posted on 11/14/22 at 11:14 pm to Kentucker
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What if the male chicken whips it out and jizzes all over their babylon
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The rooster presses its bump against a hen’s cloaca and lets the sperm fly.
So, basically what he said.
Posted on 11/14/22 at 11:26 pm to jamboybarry
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What if the male chicken finishes in the female chicken’s butt?
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chicken’s butt?
Guess what
Posted on 11/14/22 at 11:30 pm to SomethingLikeA
If chickens don't have titties then what do their babies nurse from after they hatch?
More proof birds are government spy drones.
More proof birds are government spy drones.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 2:01 am to OysterPoBoy
First you have to understand that each hen lays just one egg a day. She has sex everyday with a rooster and sometimes multiple times. She usually won't go into set until she has 10 or 12 eggs. So all eggs are fertilized but not all at the same time.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 2:06 am to little billy
Respek
Posted on 11/15/22 at 4:59 am to OysterPoBoy
Egg = chicken fetus.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:17 am to little billy
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rooster can have sex 30 times in one day.
shite I had sex twice the other day and I needed an IV, a nap and some adderall to make it to lunch.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 6:40 am to OysterPoBoy
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When chickens have sex does that equal one egg baby?
A duck for a frick, a frick for a duck, and two bucks for a fricked up duck. That’s all I got.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 6:52 am to DownSouthTiger
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One breeding and the hen can lay fertile eggs for a few weeks since nobody gave you a serious answer.
Also, if I recall correctly twins are possible (2 chicks from 1 egg).
This post was edited on 11/15/22 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 11/15/22 at 7:05 am to TheArrogantCorndog
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I wonder who comes first
The rooster.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 7:28 am to vtdad
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Egg = chicken fetus.
Wrong, an unfertilized egg is like chicken period. A fertilized one is a future chick. Some of the eggs we eat can be fertilized. There is a tiny white dot on the yolk for unfertilized eggs, but if the dot looks like a sunburst, the egg has been fertilized. I had a discussion about this recently with an Indian (dot) friend, whose wife won't eat eggs because she believes they all have a consciousness (fertilized). He was proven mostly wrong. A hen who has never been in contact with a rooster can obviously not produce chicks, but can still produce eggs.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 7:32 am to liz18lsu
You sure do know a lot about fertilization. How come?
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