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re: Which animal would you fight?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:28 pm to Solo Cam
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:28 pm to Solo Cam
Well you gotta consider how committed they're gonna be when one or two of em start making dying sounds. Pack hunters rely on each other and if a couple start dropping I feel as though I could overcome and rise the victor.
Also hyenas are scavengers for the most part. The kills they make are the easy ones. Wounded this, sick that. Id sure as frick rather face 6 hyenas than 1 tiger, or 1 10 ft tall grizzly bear lol.
Also hyenas are scavengers for the most part. The kills they make are the easy ones. Wounded this, sick that. Id sure as frick rather face 6 hyenas than 1 tiger, or 1 10 ft tall grizzly bear lol.
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Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:32 pm to bnb9433
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Bear.
I would fck that thing up with a machete
I believe you really meant to type "piss that thing off with a machete".
No way you take out a full grown grizzly intent on killing you with a machete.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:34 pm to Solo Cam
Shark. The chlorine in the pool would weaken his immune system and the blood spilling from my ankle is filled with AIDS. I am also unvaccinated.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:37 pm to gumbo2176
I love how half of the posters in this thread somehow instantly turned into Steve Irwin - knowing the behavior, personality, diet, etc. of every predator on this list... 
I would pick the shark.
I would pick the shark.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:45 pm to CocomoLSU
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You have never heard it either though...it's never been released I don't believe. The one that has gone around in the past is fake (or from something else).
Correct.
The Treadwell death tape is either locked away or destroyed, and the only people who have heard it are those who closely investigated his death. The guy who directed The Grizzly Man documentary (Werner... something) listens to it in one scene with headphones on while a friend of Treadwell (who apparently had possession of the tape at the time) is in the room. After listening to it, he consoles her, tells her to never listen to it, and have it destroyed.
There are videos out there claiming to be the Treadwell death tape, but they're not authentic.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:47 pm to Niner
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Steve Irwin - knowing the behavior, personality, diet, etc. of every predator on this list
And you know damned well that he would've picked 5 minutes with a stingray if you'd have asked him pre-2006.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:47 pm to Niner
quote:Let's hope not.
love how half of the posters in this thread somehow instantly turned into Steve Irwin - knowing the behavior, personality, diet, etc. of every predator on this list... ?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:48 pm to dukke v
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 10:03 am
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:48 pm to TrapperJohn
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And you know damned well that he would've picked 5 minutes with a stingray if you'd have asked him pre-2006.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:51 pm to Solo Cam
Tiger easily. All 5 are going to kill me, but the tiger will make it fast. Grizzlies like to play with their food before eating it, the shark will bleed me out (and also scares me the most out of all 5), the hyenas will rape me to death with their giant clits, and the chimpanzees will rip my balls and face off and I wouldn’t want to live further from there if I survive. I’m dead within 5 seconds with the tiger, and it’s a pretty badass way to go.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:52 pm to northshorebamaman
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There's still a good chance he won't eat you and if he does it's probably the fastest.
Sharks will bleed you out first. It’s not as quick of a death as you think, especially since you’re unfamiliar prey to them.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:58 pm to OMLandshark
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the shark will bleed me out
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Sharks will bleed you out first.
I don't think you all read the prompt...a shark is not going to bleed you out in 5 minutes...
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:05 pm to Solo Cam
Now you're just moving the goalposts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:14 pm to Solo Cam
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I’m going shark
So you like being tortured. Give me the bear or tiger as it will be over quick. I also don't want any weapons I figure I can just get naked and they will run like hell or just throw up and waive me off.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:14 pm to Niner
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I don't think you all read the prompt...a shark is not going to bleed you out in 5 minutes...
If it bites off my leg, then it’s not going to take me 5 minutes to bleed out and die. It will take probably 2.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:32 pm to Son of Dad
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Shark. The chlorine in the pool would weaken his immune
Pretty smart because the chlorine in the pool , as well as lack of space, will kill him.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:36 pm to Solo Cam
You literally stand no chance against any of these.
If I can take the spear with any single animal, you can at least land a kill shot.
Give me the tiger and hatchet
It will be a quick death for the loser. He'll win 99999 out of 100000.
If I can take the spear with any single animal, you can at least land a kill shot.
Give me the tiger and hatchet
It will be a quick death for the loser. He'll win 99999 out of 100000.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:37 pm to jiffyjohnson
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Also hyenas are scavengers for the most part
Myth. Lions scavenge hyena kills all the time.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:41 pm to Solo Cam
Grizzly. 100 yd x 100yd is pretty big area I’d think if you stay to the far end it might not even bother you
Posted on 7/21/21 at 2:50 pm to glassman
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Myth.
LINK
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Hyenas are often thought of as scavengers, but are also traditional carnivores. A lone hyena feeds mostly on dead animals. Hyenas may consume an animal that has died of injuries, or it may steal meat from another carnivore, such as a lion. ... Like the hyena, few scavengers eat decaying flesh exclusively.
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Like dogs, but unlike some other animals in the same habitat, hyenas do not kill their prey directly. Having chased their prey to exhaustion, their prey is unable to mount any further defence of itself, and is captured and eaten while still alive.
^this is why i feel the way i do. together they may be emboldened but its a more manageable situation than a tiger or bear, or just praying the shark doesnt get curious what human leg tastes like.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 2:56 pm
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