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Posted on 7/21/21 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32264 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 7:11 pm to
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Shark... just get out of the pool


Best answer in the thread IMO.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34821 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:06 pm to
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I could fail miserably, but I like my odds much more than the other options.
completely fair
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34821 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:07 pm to
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What's the venue for the chimps?
WWE wresting ring

Cage match
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34821 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:09 pm to
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Grizzly. If you could run it through him, you could send him away.
Man I don’t think you guys realize how big kodiak grizzlies are. Or how strong, fast and powerful.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34821 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:09 pm to
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That's 600 pounds of "you're fricked" barreling down on you at car speeds.
At 10’ you’re looking closer to 800-900
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14537 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:20 pm to
very solid thread.

i’m climbing a tree and taking my chances with the tiger
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26423 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:20 pm to
I'd fight Nymeria
Posted by Jawilder
Nola/BR
Member since Nov 2020
2029 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:33 pm to
Man this is really good post. My worst nightmare is being in a pool with a great white shark. But I feel like that would be my best bet. So, time to face my fears! There is a slight chance the shark doesn’t attack me, and I’d try to stab it if it approached me... still would kill me if we are being honest lol.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18213 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 10:14 pm to
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like this approach with the tiger. If he starts to come up the tree after me, I have one chance to jump down towards him and land an executioner blow with the hatchet...one chance

If I fall to the ground ill be stunned and he can finish me quick



I like this approach but i want to use the hatchet to make some extra weapons while im up the tree. Is that allowed?
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2187 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 10:58 pm to
This right here. You know the deal.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13945 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:06 pm to
Can I fight all 5 at the same time while in the water? I’ll just go to a corner and let the rest fight for 5 minutes
Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1926 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:16 pm to
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Shark. The chlorine in the pool would weaken his immune system and the blood spilling from my ankle is filled with AIDS. I am also unvaccinated


This post made my day. Amazing.


Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3391 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:49 pm to
3 toed sloth for me. Even though the sloth is faster, I think my status with the pool board gives me the edge.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 11:54 pm to
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i’m climbing a tree and taking my chances with the tiger


Again, they’re capable of this:



I’m choosing the tiger because it’d kill me the most quickly. I think you’re way overestimating your own abilities and underestimating the tiger’s abilities.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79102 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:15 am to
The shark is the least likely to do you anything. You can also tuck into the corner of the pool and it will have difficulty accessing you.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1489 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 12:26 am to
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Peej


I’d get in the arena with whichever animal he said I had no chance against
Posted by Flyin'Cajun
Wiregrass, AL
Member since Dec 2011
1015 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:31 am to
I’d go with the Hyenas. I feel pretty confident I could take on those little guys with a good spear.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29664 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 1:34 am to
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little guys with a good spear.



You serious Clark?
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34821 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 6:49 am to
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I’d go with the Hyenas. I feel pretty confident I could take on those little guys with a good spear.
You’ve never seen a hyena…
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7303 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 7:08 am to
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