- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Winter Olympics
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Who would you rather fight?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:47 pm to Tiger Prawn
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:47 pm to Tiger Prawn
quote:
In order: Pit bull, Mayweather, Tyson, Lesnar
I think this is the correct order. And I think there's a significant drop off after pit bull and mayweather to tyson and lesnar.
I would say you have pretty good chances of dying in those scenarios vs. Tyson and lesnar. Very slim chance of death vs. dog and mayweather
0
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:48 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
It could become his bat very quickly. Then what?
You must be a little man
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:53 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
not gonna happen, friend
I'm not your friend, pal.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:54 pm to Tyga Woods
Floyd, no doubt about it. I would make it a nasty street brawl, which he would probably still win, but I've got plenty of weight and height on him, so it could get interesting.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:55 pm to BugAC
quote:
That is the worst "what if" i've ever seen. You are going to put up a proposition where the attacker gets a $10 million reward for killing you, meanwhile you get nothing in return? Maybe you should rephrase this question to "How would you rather die?"
You probably meant to write, you get $10 million, who would you fight.
How about you have been enslaved to a rich Russian diplomat and he gives you these options
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:59 pm to Tyga Woods
I'll go with the dog
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:59 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
A pit bull. The dog not the rapper. No weapons.
Probably this. I would run as much as I could, but once it latched on to my forearm I would stop moving and endure the pain for the rest of the time.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:00 pm to Tyga Woods
Idgaf what anyone says, if I swing a bat at Lesnar and hit him in the head, he's going down...
That bat would crack his skull, I don't care how big he is
That bat would crack his skull, I don't care how big he is
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:02 pm to Mr. Hangover
I guess I can see how some people may be confident enough in their bat skills to take on Lesnar.
I just don't see how he would be the first choice in this hypothetical.
I just don't see how he would be the first choice in this hypothetical.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:03 pm to Mr. Hangover
quote:
Idgaf what anyone says, if I swing a bat at Lesnar and hit him in the head, he's going down...
That bat would crack his skull, I don't care how big he is
If you made solid contact, then probably. Hitting a moving person in the head with a bat isn't as easy as the movies portray. Lesnar is also huge, strong, a great athlete, and trained to fight. Good luck with that. I hope you hit the sweet spot
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:03 pm to Tyga Woods
Mayweather. I think I could roll up in a ball on the ground and evade the worst of it, and AFAIK he doesn't have any grappling skills. Tyson would bite, and the dog might bite too. Lesnar could fall on you and hurt you.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:05 pm to Tyga Woods
Probably Tyson so long as I got a helmet. Pretty sure I'd get killed by the other 3.
My Order:
Tyson
Pit Bull
Mayweather
Lesnar
My Order:
Tyson
Pit Bull
Mayweather
Lesnar
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:06 pm to Tyga Woods
This is a tough one.
If I lose my bat before I do enough damage then I am surely dead. So I would not pick Brock.
Floyd is about 90lbs smaller than me. But he would tear me up. He would slowly beat me to death since he would not have enough power to do it quickly. No thanks.
Pitbull, sure. I am not afraid of it and would offer up my forearm for him to latch on. Then I would take out his eyes with my other hand. I could beat a pitbull with no weapons.
Mike Tyson, this would be my second choice. I am a lot younger than him and would try to take him to the ground. If it strictly a stand up fight then no thanks but it will still be my second choice.
If I lose my bat before I do enough damage then I am surely dead. So I would not pick Brock.
Floyd is about 90lbs smaller than me. But he would tear me up. He would slowly beat me to death since he would not have enough power to do it quickly. No thanks.
Pitbull, sure. I am not afraid of it and would offer up my forearm for him to latch on. Then I would take out his eyes with my other hand. I could beat a pitbull with no weapons.
Mike Tyson, this would be my second choice. I am a lot younger than him and would try to take him to the ground. If it strictly a stand up fight then no thanks but it will still be my second choice.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:09 pm to ctiger69
quote:
This is a tough one.
got news for all of you would be badasses, your best chances are with the dog, and those chances aren't that great
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:11 pm to Tyga Woods
I'm not your pal, buddy.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:13 pm to Peazey
quote:
I'm not your pal, buddy.
he's not your buddy, friend
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:14 pm to Freezus22
dog
Dog would be blind in one eye within 5 seconds. both eyes in 10 seconds.
I think he would move along. No coaching him from the sidelines.
I would die before the 5 minutes are up with the various martial arts experts.
if I had to fight one of the humans, I would choose the baseball bat.
"puncher's chance".
Dog would be blind in one eye within 5 seconds. both eyes in 10 seconds.
I think he would move along. No coaching him from the sidelines.
I would die before the 5 minutes are up with the various martial arts experts.
if I had to fight one of the humans, I would choose the baseball bat.
"puncher's chance".
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:15 pm to 777Tiger
Nah, Mayweather offers the best chance to escape death or considerable maiming.
No bats or helmet that you could be beaten to death with, he's a reasonable size, 10 million doesn't move the needle for him, he fights a defensive style and it's not a pure boxing match...grab him by his balls and he'll be happy to spend the next 4:30 playing ring around the rosey with you.
No bats or helmet that you could be beaten to death with, he's a reasonable size, 10 million doesn't move the needle for him, he fights a defensive style and it's not a pure boxing match...grab him by his balls and he'll be happy to spend the next 4:30 playing ring around the rosey with you.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:15 pm to Mr. Hangover
quote:
Idgaf what anyone says, if I swing a bat at Lesnar and hit him in the head, he's going down... That bat would crack his skull, I don't care how big he is
I don't think anyone disputes that. But you better make clean contact, Sammy Brosa.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:16 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Floyd Mayweather, hand to hand, no gloves.
He's gonna hit me. It's gonna hurt.
But... You said fight, not box.
I'll be the great white hope.
Page 3 of 7
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News