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Posted on 2/26/26 at 1:52 pm to bleuman
Here's one my dad actually told me.
How do you catch a polar bear?
1. Cut a hole in the ice.
2. Line the edge of the hole with peas.
3. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
1. Cut a hole in the ice.
2. Line the edge of the hole with peas.
3. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 1:57 pm to bleuman
If they haven’t heard the knock knock interrupting cow joke before, it usually plays pretty good.
Posted on 3/1/26 at 8:02 pm to bleuman
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door.
Before I spoke he dumped a bucket of manure out on my carpet and said
"If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of this I'll eat whatever is left"
I replied "I hope your hungry, they cut off my electricity this morning"
Before I spoke he dumped a bucket of manure out on my carpet and said
"If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of this I'll eat whatever is left"
I replied "I hope your hungry, they cut off my electricity this morning"
Posted on 3/1/26 at 8:10 pm to bleuman
What do you call a person of color who collects port a potty’s after events?
A black lavatory retriever
Straight to Hell for that one.
A black lavatory retriever
Straight to Hell for that one.
Posted on 3/1/26 at 9:11 pm to bleuman
We recently found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. We’re all pretty upset but grandma is taking it the hardest
Posted on 3/1/26 at 9:34 pm to bleuman
My pinnacle dad joke, it's all down hill from here.
At our old house when our kids were younger, we would make coffee on Saturday mornings and sit in our bed watching TV with the kids. We would be lazy and watch BattleBots or something together.
One morning, a commercial for a sparkling water came on, it was some random brand that decided they wanted in the sparkling water game.
Wife goes, "wow, everyone is making a sparkling water these days"
I responded, "would you say the sparkling water market is....saturated."
Just nailed it. But in all seriousness, we do dad joke Wednesday at my house. Dinner, morning, whenever someone remembers we bust out the dad jokes. I leave notes in my wife/kids lunch with the jokes some Wednesdays.
At our old house when our kids were younger, we would make coffee on Saturday mornings and sit in our bed watching TV with the kids. We would be lazy and watch BattleBots or something together.
One morning, a commercial for a sparkling water came on, it was some random brand that decided they wanted in the sparkling water game.
Wife goes, "wow, everyone is making a sparkling water these days"
I responded, "would you say the sparkling water market is....saturated."
Just nailed it. But in all seriousness, we do dad joke Wednesday at my house. Dinner, morning, whenever someone remembers we bust out the dad jokes. I leave notes in my wife/kids lunch with the jokes some Wednesdays.
Posted on 3/1/26 at 9:38 pm to bleuman
Did you hear about the scammer from west Africa they caught? He was always one step ahead, but eventually they tracked him down and arrested him.
Know how they caught him?
You guessed it.
Nigerian prints.
Know how they caught him?
You guessed it.
Nigerian prints.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 2:17 pm to BoogaBear
quote:
I responded, "would you say the sparkling water market is....saturated."
The best delivery for a dad joke is to randomly put it into a conversation without missing a beat. Good job.
Also, you can include it as a story, such as:
So, last week I went to a local beekeeper to buy some bees to start my own bee colony. I had done my research and found that I only needed an even dozen, so I bought 12 of them. He handed me the container, but there were 13 in there. I said, "Sir, you gave me an extra bee."
He said, "That's a freebie."
Posted on 3/2/26 at 2:19 pm to bleuman
I just heard this one joke about Oedipus and King Midas.
It was motherfricking gold!
It was motherfricking gold!
Posted on 3/2/26 at 2:20 pm to bleuman
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 2:26 pm to bleuman
My dad 35 years ago….
“Did you hear about the accident at the military base? Someone ran over a box of popcorn and killed 5 kernels!”
“Did you hear about the accident at the military base? Someone ran over a box of popcorn and killed 5 kernels!”
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