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Posted on 5/2/17 at 1:41 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/2/17 at 1:41 pm
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Amitai Winehouse?Verified account @awinehouse1 May 1

Here's my ridiculous things that have happened at Leeds thread, to be updated during quiet moments today #lufc



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Appointing Forest Green Rovers' sacked manager, who had technically been relegated from the conference twice in two seasons #lufc




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Hockaday claiming he would take Leeds into Champions League. Current job: Head of Male Football at South Gloucestershire and Stroud College


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Hockaday being replaced by Darko Milanic. Owner Massimo Cellino's justification? He is a 'handsome' man


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During Simon Grayson's time as manager, director of football Gwyn Williams listened to meetings by hiding on the toilet in the changing room


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Arranging a pre-season friendly against a local side in Italy. Local side did not turn up. Leeds played themselves in a friendly #lufc




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Ken Bates comparing the club's spell in the lower leagues to 'a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal' #lufc


Uncle Ken GOAT

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Signing El Hadji Diouf to an 18 month contract. He played very rarely in the second season. The reason? He went to a lot of funerals.


Warnock signed him just weeks after calling him a "sewer rat" on live TV.

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Owner Massimo Cellino having the Elland Road pitch blessed by a priest after months without a home win. Leeds won their next game.


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Hockaday insisting, after a 1-0, last-minute win over Middlesbrough, that the scoreline was 3-0


ppl just couldn't smell what tHock was cooking IMHO.

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Ken Bates saying the news of China's Olympic team in 2012 were to be based in Leeds was only good for sweet and sour pork sales


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The club's account tweeting on deadline day: 'Don't go to bed just yet'. Outcome: two strikers (incl homegrown forward) sold, no one signed.



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A Leeds fan finding Cellino's number and calling him. In the interview, he called another board member a 'witch' and 'the devil'


i almost forgot about this its on soundcloud somewhere

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Said Leeds fan also trying to find out about Fawaz Al-Hasawi's reported interest in the club by pretending to be his daughter on Twitter


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Director Salem Patel decided to engage with fans by joining the big fan forum... in secret. His username? 'Melas', Salem backwards.


like an altar getting popped on the OT...

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It was then pointed out to him that said nickname might be a bit obvious, so he chose another: 'Paddy Kenny #1 Fan'


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Cellino buying the club followed by Brian McDermott being sacked. Leeds fans descended on Elland Road and besieged him inside the ground.


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Taxi sent to pick up Cellino from the ground was then chased around the stadium by the supporters. McDermott was reinstated the next day.


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Leeds chased Frank Lampard in 2001. Offered £8m. West Ham demanded £10m. Decided against paying £2m more, signed Seth Johnson instead.


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Seth Johnson, of course, was on £7k a week at Derby. Leeds offered £25k. Warned he may turn it down. Leeds immediately upped it to £35k.


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And again - the club sold a t-shirt that read (re: Jamaican Rudy Austin) - 'Rudy Austin is having a party / Bring your Rizla and Bob Marley'


THIS IS WHY IM A FAN

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During a 6-0 away defeat to Sheffield Wednesday (with the score at 2-0), the owners phoned up at half-time trying to sack McDermott


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Incidentally, McDermott substituted a player on during that half-time who got sent off less than 60 seconds later so...


DUN DUN DUN


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Around the same period: McDermott wanted Ashley Barnes. He was told no, because Luke Varney had a better rating on Football Manager


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Russell Crowe, fan, spoke about wanting to buy Leeds. In his Maximus voice said he wanted to see that "mighty white army march on"


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The club announced a strategic partnership with the San Francisco 49ers. Never mentioned by 49ers or by Leeds ever again.


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In house radio station Yorkshire Radio shut down by new owners. Replaced weeks later by Radio Yorkshire.



take all that leyton orient and blackpool. we gonna go full retard AND keep our tGOATpionship status, baw.
This post was edited on 5/2/17 at 1:49 pm
Posted by different arse
'Merica
Member since Apr 2014
4360 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 3:50 pm to
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The club's account tweeting on deadline day: 'Don't go to bed just yet'. Outcome: two strikers (incl homegrown forward) sold, no one signed.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31214 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:06 pm to
We are all Leeds scum.

Thank you.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20169 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 10:36 pm to
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Owner Massimo Cellino's justification? He is a 'handsome' man


well, he's not wrong.



Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 10:55 pm to
This is the darkest timeline.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
80039 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 11:09 pm to
Reading through that, I've come to the conclusion that it's impressive that Leeds have manage to stay up in the Championship.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170377 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 11:14 pm to
Makes this year's title even more savory IMHO.
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 11:20 pm to
I'm waiting for the emotional meltdown from S. One club cannot skulldrag your emotions for so long without a real rant.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170377 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 11:33 pm to
Mike Grella




Mike Grella




TRIGGER ON [] OFF
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170377 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 11:49 pm to
Him and Davide "500 days of" Somma are definitely on the bench for my favorite XI.

Also i wish i had included Olivier Dacourt. The type of player that gives crazy4lsu and wm72 boners.
This post was edited on 5/2/17 at 11:50 pm
Posted by GeauxTigers2020
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 12:00 am to
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This post was edited on 10/20/25 at 12:32 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170377 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:50 am to


Can't stop looking at Matt Smith's heat map vs Wednesday
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51403 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:14 am to
Looks like he got some sponsored boots by accident, and Leeds was going to be charged for them (so he made sure they weren´t looking used and put them back in the box after the match).
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170377 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:17 am to
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
21017 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 12:03 pm to
I want to cook this thread in a spoon and inject it into my veins
Posted by ShrevetownTiger
Shreveport
Member since Jan 2007
3337 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 1:00 pm to
After reading all that, how can you not support Leeds to get promoted next season?
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The club's account tweeting on deadline day: 'Don't go to bed just yet'. Outcome: two strikers (incl homegrown forward) sold, no one signed.
This is really funny in a sad kinda way.

I'm on board for next season!
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170377 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 1:47 pm to
One team. One dream.

#Seventh
Posted by calitiger
Uptown New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
2483 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 2:04 pm to
I've been in a state of mourning for the past week. This post is absolute mint and has awakened me from my stupor. You need to post this on the Leeds United Americas Facebook page. If you're not a member let me know and I'll invite you. ALAW WAFLL WACCOE MOT
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170377 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 2:30 pm to
My name on WACCOE is "1ofPeterReidsLoanSignings" (Solomon Olembe FTW)

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