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Southwest conspiracy
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:53 pm
Does SW Airlines intentionally wait until all aisle and window seats are full, THEN send on the middle seat fat people?
I freaking hate this airline! Greyhound of the air!
I freaking hate this airline! Greyhound of the air!
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Posted on 8/3/22 at 1:05 pm to BleedPnG
have an upvote
Posted on 8/3/22 at 1:25 pm to BleedPnG
The fat people are also slower and lazier about checking in for their flight and get C boarding.
They also have less sex and are less likely to family board.
You're more than welcome to take the middle seat yourself if you board before the fatties.
They also have less sex and are less likely to family board.
You're more than welcome to take the middle seat yourself if you board before the fatties.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 3:13 pm to BleedPnG
Is there an option on other airlines to prevent fatties from sitting next to you?
I can’t find the no-fatty section on my United app
I can’t find the no-fatty section on my United app
Posted on 8/3/22 at 6:27 pm to kciDAtaE
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Is there an option on other airlines to prevent fatties from sitting next to you?
I can’t find the no-fatty section on my United app
Yes. It's called buying a ticket in F/J. Even if the person next to you is a landwhale, they won't be spilling over into your seat.
This post was edited on 8/3/22 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 8/4/22 at 3:17 pm to BleedPnG
Got on a Southwest flight recently and grabbed a window in an empty row, then an older gentleman sat in the aisle seat of my row and pulled a boss move. He promptly opened his tray table and took out his laptop and put on headphones.
Sure, call him an a-hole if you want, but lo and behold, there was an empty seat between us for the whole flight. He put the laptop away after the doors closed and didn’t pull it out again.
Sure, call him an a-hole if you want, but lo and behold, there was an empty seat between us for the whole flight. He put the laptop away after the doors closed and didn’t pull it out again.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 6:30 pm to Box Geauxrilla
There is definitely an art to it. My wife is Asian and when we fly together, I grab the window and she the aisle. She then proceeds to put her carryon bag in the empty seat and starts pulling all sorts of shite out - tablet, snacks, charger, etc. Stays busy fiddling with things until it’s doors are shut and never making eye contact.
They always look for another seat unless none is left. If someone does grab the seat, she just moves over closer to me. If there is one empty seat on the plane, it’s usually between us.
They always look for another seat unless none is left. If someone does grab the seat, she just moves over closer to me. If there is one empty seat on the plane, it’s usually between us.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 9:25 pm to kciDAtaE
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My wife is Asian
Pics?
Posted on 8/5/22 at 1:16 pm to BleedPnG
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I freaking hate this airline! Greyhound of the air!
You is in the mminority
Posted on 8/5/22 at 2:41 pm to BleedPnG
Worst flight of my life was from Fort Lauderdale to DC a good 15 years back.
I almost missed the flight, got on and only seat left was between a married couple who went window / aisle — both >300lbs and talked their fat talk the whole time over me. My back never touched the seat.
I almost missed the flight, got on and only seat left was between a married couple who went window / aisle — both >300lbs and talked their fat talk the whole time over me. My back never touched the seat.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 3:20 pm to The Third Leg
I don't have southwest as an option, but the few times I've flown it I don't find the issues you guys enjoy bitching about to be worth bitching about. Its a different way, but I don't see how its any better or worse.
I'm sitting in the cheap seats with toddlers one way or another.
I'm sitting in the cheap seats with toddlers one way or another.
Posted on 8/5/22 at 3:20 pm to The Third Leg
My last two flights this year, an overweight person spilling over towards my side, tried to sit with the armrest up between us. I had to politely ask for it to be in the down position. Smh.
One flight was SW, the other was Delta.
One flight was SW, the other was Delta.
This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 8/5/22 at 3:26 pm to baldona
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I don't have southwest as an option, but the few times I've flown it I don't find the issues you guys enjoy bitching about to be worth bitching about.
I don’t mind SW, just sharing a story about fat people on planes. I’ve probably taken a thousand flights over the last 25 years; bound to happen. I’ve had great and terrible experiences with every US airline.
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