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Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:35 pm to
Wikileaks: Ponamsky pulled off arguably the greatest political move in modern history, people knew it, and the majority still managed to get fooled by it.
Posted by Zaq
Member since Aug 2011
395 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:35 pm to
Nah, Charlie is solid. He hates the good ole boy network. I think that's part of why he left the lsu radio network and I think he dislikes them even more after they canned Kevin ford
Posted by Smalls
Southern California
Member since Jul 2009
10296 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:36 pm to
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Ponazi


Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39501 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:37 pm to
Look I didn't want to reveal this, because it could make me a target for these fascist scum, but I have it on good authority on what happened during this meeting with Alleva.

The lights went dark, and everyone was confused as to what was going on. And then this song started playing, and these spotlights shined on O's binder. He strode in wearing that Alladin outfit, while Derek was seated in a chair in the middle of the room dressed like Jafar, the grand vizier, but also, a Nazi. Culotta went around the room with notecards to explain the situation. O was to play a lowly court jester who insulted the vizier, and now was given one last chance to make amends before he was to be executed, which was meant as a metaphor for the LSU coaching search.

As the lyrics began O started guffawing them, showing the members of the audience pictures from his binder. Suffice it to say it was a boner-worthy performance. At the end everyone was silent, looking at Alleva to gauge his reaction. Alleva stood up, tore off his sleeves to reveal a Nazi Swastika tattoo, and promptly hugged O, and began weeping. Everyone there started weeping too. And Derek had this weird boner which made everyone afraid to touch him.

I really trust this source so I can attest to its complete accuracy.
Posted by TickledTiger
Down & Out
Member since Dec 2007
2837 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:37 pm to
Hopefully the Huddle and Twitter will be on full blast. #Boycott104.5
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
91472 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Look I didn't want to reveal this, because it could make me a target for these fascist scum, but I have it on good authority on what happened during this meeting with Alleva. The lights went dark, and everyone was confused as to what was going on. And then this song started playing, and these spotlights shined on O's binder. He strode in wearing that Alladin outfit, while Derek was seated in a chair in the middle of the room dressed like Jafar, the grand vizier, but also, a Nazi. Culotta went around the room with notecards to explain the situation. O was to play a lowly court jester who insulted the vizier, and now was given one last chance to make amends before he was to be executed, which was meant as a metaphor for the LSU coaching search. As the lyrics began O started guffawing them, showing the members of the audience pictures from his binder. Suffice it to say it was a boner-worthy performance. At the end everyone was silent, looking at Alleva to gauge his reaction. Alleva stood up, tore off his sleeves to reveal a Nazi Swastika tattoo, and promptly hugged O, and began weeping. Everyone there started weeping too. And Derek had this weird boner which made everyone afraid to touch him. I really trust this source so I can attest to its complete accuracy.

Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
79915 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:43 pm to
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If you google it, it comes up Dereck Ponamsky

Clearly the same person, either a typo or he think changing his name from Dereck to Derek will throw people off


It's the same guy... He would cover LSU sporting events and you could see his ankle tracker.
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83410 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:44 pm to
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He would cover LSU sporting events and you could see his ankle tracker.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170221 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by Zaq
Member since Aug 2011
395 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:45 pm to
I remember Scarborough zinging him about that during a dispute they had
This post was edited on 11/27/16 at 8:46 pm
Posted by nm1230
Nashville, TN
Member since Oct 2011
698 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:46 pm to
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I remember Scarborough singing him about that during a dispute they had


What happened?
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21633 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:46 pm to
I was thinking yesterday that it is fairly plausible that Orgeron stabbed Miles in the back somehow. You don't just go from not being on the staff, to a position coach, to head coach in the span of less than 2 years in this situation without being in on some kind of plan to some degree. This whole thing looks staged.

I would not be at all surprised if this was some kind of plan for a while now.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39895 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:46 pm to
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For those who read Bruce feldman's book the meat market it explains how he got the ole miss job. Coach O was just a dline coach with no coordinator experience at USC when he interviewed at ole miss. He presented a binder and great plan for the future of ole miss football and blew the ole miss administration away and they hired him even though he wasn't qualified.




Posted by Zaq
Member since Aug 2011
395 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:47 pm to
Oh man I don't remember the deets. But it was a tigerbait vs. BBI beef and mike brought up the ankle tracker
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83410 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:47 pm to
oh a 10 pager, ole miss only needs that

I hope the LSU binder had 10 chapters to it at least
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162426 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:48 pm to
the exact same playbook down to the pete carroll endorsement......oh alleva you incompetent fricking clown
Posted by Zaq
Member since Aug 2011
395 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:49 pm to
A 10 page plan, handwritten on a flight from LA to Dallas?

Holy shite, ole miss deserved that disaster
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162426 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:50 pm to
it is 100% the same derek

derek also used to run the hush, hush TAF message board, he knew what asses to point O in the direction of for kissing
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39501 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:50 pm to
Like I said, this has parallels of Hindenburg/Hitler. Not that O is a Nazi. Derek is though.
Posted by nm1230
Nashville, TN
Member since Oct 2011
698 posts
Posted on 11/27/16 at 8:50 pm to
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the exact same playbook down to the pete carroll endorsement......oh alleva you incompetent fricking clown


They only added in "flip the script" which they picked up from a Matlock rerun and "one team one heartbeat" which I believe came from the 1980s movie "Lucas" starring Corey Haim.
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