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Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:01 am
Posted by rickgrimes
Member since Jan 2011
4327 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:01 am
Costco makes you focus on their $1.50 hot dog while they raise the price of everything else.

It may work like magic. But don’t be fooled!

Remember the Costco business model:

Customers walk in for a hot "loss leader" dog. They walk out with a flatscreen TV.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24831 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:04 am to
I opened this thread expecting magician talk. I leave disappointed.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17965 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:05 am to
Costco is a time vacuum. They move shite around while not having anyone around to help you. They want you to explore. It’s a damn grocery store, not a vacation. I want to be in and out ASAP.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27427 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:06 am to
shite I once walked in there and got some Kirkland Vodka and a rotisserie chicken for $20. It was a solid night.
Posted by Irregardless
Member since Nov 2021
2237 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:06 am to
Thread fricking sucks gif.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:14 am to
quote:

Remember the Costco business model:

Customers walk in for a hot "loss leader" dog. They walk out with a flatscreen TV.



Yep.

They sent me this card to try and get me to return to their cult.



Milk and Bread are loss leaders.
Unexpected Treasures is where they frick you.

ETA: That thing at the bottom may or may not be my knob.
This post was edited on 6/10/22 at 12:17 am
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24831 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:15 am to
quote:

Thread fricking sucks gif.



No shite. OP, it’s not too late to circle back to some magician talk if you wanna save this thread.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:18 am to
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:21 am to
I can honestly say I’ve never shopped at a Costco in my life.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154958 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:22 am to
quote:

I opened this thread expecting magician talk. I leave disappointed
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154958 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:24 am to
quote:

once walked in there and got some Kirkland Vodka and a rotisserie chicken for $20
sam's rotisserie chickens are a GREAT deal

deli pizzas are too
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154958 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:25 am to
quote:

I want to be in and out ASAP
then go to the dollar store
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71238 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:25 am to
You had me a "magicians."
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:33 am to
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78607 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:33 am to
I meannif You have to buy stuff this isn’t exactly exclusive to Costco.

At least they have baby formula and cheap hot dogs
Posted by raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
2248 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:33 am to
frick. Thought I was about to see how David Blaine did his shite
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 12:54 am to
Posted by Lark225
Member since Mar 2019
1801 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 1:43 am to
You just summed up our so called government perfectly
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25187 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:40 am to
The hot dog priced at 1.50 is not a loss leader
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49118 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 6:42 am to
Sounds like our current administration
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