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List of things that are get-out-of-jail free cards.
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:50 pm
According to recent incidents, it appears that a leftist must only be one of the following to avoid consequences of disobeying laws:
1. Be a father
2. Be a mother
3. Be a journalist
4. Be a US citizen
5. Be a concealed carry permit holder.
6. Be a nurse.
Feel free to add more.
1. Be a father
2. Be a mother
3. Be a journalist
4. Be a US citizen
5. Be a concealed carry permit holder.
6. Be a nurse.
Feel free to add more.
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:52 pm to CC
used to be a nice set of milkers was all you needed. this country has gone to shite
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:54 pm to CC
Some of those will get you killed as well.
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:55 pm to CC
Be a Maryland man.
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:00 pm to CC
Be a black gay man in Amerikka…
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:02 pm to Clark14
None of those things will get you killed, but great idea to start a separate list:
1)make bad decisions that rely on others to save you from yourself
2)attempt murder
3)overestimating your combat skills then
4) initiating combat
5)aligning with criminals
6)immaturity
7)emotional thinking
8)lack of impulse control
9)being a useful idiot (this will get ya coming and going)
1)make bad decisions that rely on others to save you from yourself
2)attempt murder
3)overestimating your combat skills then
4) initiating combat
5)aligning with criminals
6)immaturity
7)emotional thinking
8)lack of impulse control
9)being a useful idiot (this will get ya coming and going)
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:07 pm to prplngldtigr
quote:
1)make bad decisions that rely on others to save you from yourself 2)attempt murder 3)overestimating your combat skills then 4) initiating combat 5)aligning with criminals 6)immaturity 7)emotional thinking 8)lack of impulse control 9)being a useful idiot (this will get ya coming and going)
Sure, but those weren’t the reasons for two murders so far, but the initial logic of this thread those were.
This post was edited on 1/31/26 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:07 pm to Clark14
I’m unaware of any murders.
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:08 pm to prplngldtigr
quote:
I’m unaware of any murders.
I’m not surprised.
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:15 pm to CC
Unleashing a lab-engineered bioweapon upon the world. Or is this a trick question?
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:18 pm to CC
I’m coincidentally playing Mario monopoly with my kids right now. Played for an hour before I picked up my phone.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
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