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Iran has started calling retired generals & staff into service
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:11 am
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:11 am
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:13 am to hawgfaninc
When do they start distributing slingshots?
This post was edited on 3/4/26 at 10:15 am
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:15 am to hawgfaninc
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The army just released a statement calling on retired generals and staff members to join the war efforts.
Random retired Iranian general after seeing what’s happening to the military upper echelon: “Yeah, I think I’m gonna have to decline this one. I’ve got my pension, all the goats I want to frick…I’m aight.”
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:17 am to hawgfaninc
But a few comedians told me Iran was totally winning this thing
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:18 am to hawgfaninc
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Iran has started calling retired generals & staff into service
I bet they dreaded getting that call.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:20 am to hawgfaninc
Tough spot for them. If you don't come out of retirement the IRGC will kill you and your family. If you do come out of retirement an Israeli or American bomb will kill you. Guess you go with the latter so at least your family gets a chance to live.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:24 am to hawgfaninc
PawPaw better keep his arse at home if he wants to keep retiring.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:24 am to KCT
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I bet they dreaded getting that call.
I'd be taking a hammer to my phone and be staying with friends out of town for the next few months.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:32 am to Tantal
Clearly they are preparing for the long haul.
And if the current government is popular enough to call for backup, there is probably no appetite for regime change among the civilians
And if the current government is popular enough to call for backup, there is probably no appetite for regime change among the civilians
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:40 am to hawgfaninc
Good. They probably need to be eliminated for past crimes anyway.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:42 am to hawgfaninc
But the NYT said we only had 2 days worth of missiles left
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