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What if we just start launching thousands of hams at Kharg Island?
Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:08 am
Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:08 am
Muslims must avoid ham because pork is considered unclean by them, right? If we just start launching thousands and thousands of hams at Kharg Island, then the Iranians would be forced to leave and evacuate the island.
Minimal damage and casualties and we still achieve our goal of opening up the Straight of Hormuz. Let’s do it as quickly as possible.
Minimal damage and casualties and we still achieve our goal of opening up the Straight of Hormuz. Let’s do it as quickly as possible.
This post was edited on 3/31/26 at 12:09 am
Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:39 am to cbree88
I don’t think this was what Trump meant when he said we’d drop the hammer on them
But I like the outside the honey baked box thinking!
But I like the outside the honey baked box thinking!
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:09 am to cbree88
trump is the biggest ham of all
trump - king of khang
trump - king of khang
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:43 am to cbree88
Ham is tasty, seems like a waste.
How about we start sending in all our trannies to Kharg Island?
How about we start sending in all our trannies to Kharg Island?
Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:44 am to cbree88
Just flood the island with feral hogs...plenty of them running round in Texas
Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:48 am to cbree88
Hams? frick that. Bring out the nuclear pork…….BACON!
Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:01 am to cbree88
Thinking outside the box. I like it.
And, just in time for Easter!
And, just in time for Easter!
Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:37 am to cbree88
Sounds like a great way to get the entire region pissed at us. Sort of like called one of our most important allys an "arse kisser".
Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:41 am to cbree88
Bacon bombs, bacon bazookas, bacon battalions, bacon batteries, bacon blitzes…
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:35 am to NytroBud
quote:
Just flood the island with feral hogs...plenty of them running round in Texas

Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:25 am to cbree88
Don't waste the Ham...send heads and entrails.
Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:28 am to cbree88
If you lock it down where nothing goes in or out, eventually whoever is there will have to come out.
Then you drop Spam on them.

Then you drop Spam on them.

This post was edited on 3/31/26 at 7:32 am
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