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What's the most Creed Bratton thing that Creed Bratton ever did?
Posted on 4/24/17 at 10:57 am
Posted on 4/24/17 at 10:57 am
IMO, the vulgar watermark episode, first he hasn't done his job in a year:
then find a fall guy/girl from the paper mill:
then passes the damning info over to Dwight, who's always out for blood:
then goes around collecting money for said fired Debbie Brown:
then pockets the cash and tosses the card in the trash.
#onlyCreed
quote:
Every week I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
then find a fall guy/girl from the paper mill:
quote:
Yes, hello. Creed Bratton, Quality Assurance, Dunder Mifflin Scranton. I was supposed to meet with one of your floor managers last week for a quality inspection, and he or she wasn't there. And I'm trying to remember who it was. Mm-hmm. Who wasn't there last week? Debbie Brown. And which day was that? Wednesday, the eleventh. Perfect.
then passes the damning info over to Dwight, who's always out for blood:
quote:
Creed: When I went over Wednesday, for the spot-check, I got a call from Debbie Brown, saying she has an emergency dentist appointment.
Dwight: Emergency dentist appointment.
Creed: Now I'm told she told her manager she had the flu. I'm a trusting guy, but uh, I just wish Debbie Brown had been there. We would have caught this.
then goes around collecting money for said fired Debbie Brown:
quote:
Got a farewell card for Debbie Brown. I thought maybe you'd like to sign it. Maybe throw a couple of bucks in there for her. She's got some children.
then pockets the cash and tosses the card in the trash.
#onlyCreed
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:05 am to sicboy
Blogging in Microsoft Word.
But yours is definitely the most Creed thing ever.
But yours is definitely the most Creed thing ever.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:13 am to TheCaterpillar
Swing low sweet chariot.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:14 am to Displaced
quote:
Au natural, baby, that's how I like 'em - swing low, sweet chariots.
dammit, too slow
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 11:14 am
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:18 am to VinegarStrokes
https://www.creedbratton.com/
www.creedthoughts.gov/creedthoughts
He's easily my favorite character on The Office. He's my hero.
www.creedthoughts.gov/creedthoughts
He's easily my favorite character on The Office. He's my hero.
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 11:19 am
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:22 am to sicboy
My favorite is during the murder mystery game and Creed comes in late:
Creed: Sorry I'm late boss.
Michael: Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
Creed: Ok. Hang on, let me settle in and I'll be right back.
(Creed runs to his car in the parking lot)
Creed: Sorry I'm late boss.
Michael: Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
Creed: Ok. Hang on, let me settle in and I'll be right back.
(Creed runs to his car in the parking lot)
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:29 am to sicboy
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:35 am to sicboy
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:36 am to sicboy
I also like when Kelly is being interviewed and saying that Creed sold her tapeworms to help lose weight. They cut to a Creed interview and he just says "That wasn't a tapeworm".
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:38 am to Displaced
quote:
Swing low sweet chariot.
I find it offensive. All natural baby. That's how I like them.
Also, Creed dying his hair with the ink cartridge is a classic.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:38 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:does anyone remember right after this episode, the third season finale, that if you went onto the nbc website, they had this link and it would take you to his posts?
LINK
www.creedthoughts.gov/creedthoughts
i think they kept it running for the summer and it was something i checked regularly
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:39 am to nes2010
what was it?
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:39 am to WestCoastAg
Yep, it was running for a while. Absolutely incredible.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:46 am to sicboy
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:52 am to Fewer Kilometers
When he took the card off of a present at Phyllis and Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration's wedding and put his own. I've thought about doing that many times since.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 11:55 am to Fewer Kilometers
It was little throwaway comments that killed me.
Michael Scott: Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed Bratton: That's not why.
Michael Scott: Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed Bratton: That's not why.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:00 pm to sicboy
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:09 pm to KoozieKing
Creed giving Jim a $3 with George W Bush on it and acting like nothing was wrong with the payment.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:12 pm to sicboy
Kevin: Jim has got it baaad for Pam.
Creed smiling: Which one's Pam?
Creed: So there I am, minding my own business, and Darnell offers me three bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this... Darnell's a chump. I would've done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.
Creed: When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.
Those three are my favorites. I still want to know what the third chairs for..
Creed smiling: Which one's Pam?
Creed: So there I am, minding my own business, and Darnell offers me three bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this... Darnell's a chump. I would've done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.
Creed: When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.
Those three are my favorites. I still want to know what the third chairs for..
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:27 pm to SBvital
I was going to post the chair quote. It kills me every single time.
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