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Kalidou Koulibaly story about Sarri
Posted on 6/27/19 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 6/27/19 at 11:17 pm
quote:
“The best part for me is that my son was born here. And I will never forget this day, because it is a crazy story that sums up everything about Napoli.
“You see, my wife went into the clinic in the morning, and we were playing Sassuolo at home that night. We were in a video analysis session, and my phone kept vibrating.
I usually turn it off, but I was worried for my wife. “She called me five or six times. Our manager at the time was Maurizio Sarri. He’s a very intense guy. So I didn’t want to answer.
“Finally, I ran outside and picked up the phone and my wife said, ‘You have to come now. Our son is coming.’ “I go to Sarri and I say, ‘Mister, I’m sorry but I have to go now! My son is coming!’
Sarri looks at me and says, ‘No, no, no. I need you tonight, Kouli. I really need you. You can’t go.’ “I say, ‘This is the birth of my son, Mister. You can do whatever you want to me. Fine me, suspend me, I don’t care. I am going.’ “Sarri looks so stressed, and he is smoking his cigarette. Smoking, smoking, thinking … then finally he says, ‘O.K., O.K., you can go to the clinic. But you have to be back for the match tonight. I need you, Kouli!’
“I raced over to the clinic as fast as I could. If you have never been a father for the first time, then you cannot understand this feeling. “You can’t miss the birth of your son. I arrived at the clinic at noon, and thank God, at 1:30, a little Neapolitan was born. We named him Seni. It was the happiest day of my life.
“At 4 p.m., I got a call from Mr. Sarri. This guy … you just have to understand … he’s crazy. I say this in a good way, but he is crazy! “He says, ‘Kouli?! Are you coming back?! I need you! I really need you! Please!’
My wife was still resting, and she probably needed me, too. “But I didn’t want to let my teammates down because I love them, really. And I love the city of Napoli. I got the blessing of my wife, and I went to the stadium.
“So then I am getting ready to play, and Sarri comes into the dressing room and puts up the team sheet. And I am looking … looking … looking…. “My number is not there. I said, ‘Mister! Are you kidding me?’ He said, ‘What? It is my choice.’ “He put me on the bench! He didn’t even start me! I said, ‘Mister! My son! My wife! I left them! You said you needed me!’ “He said, ‘Yes, we need you on the bench.’
“All of this drama, and I am not even starting! I think about this now, and I want to laugh. But at the time, I want to cry.
“Maybe you think this is a negative story. But for me, this story is everything that I love about Napoli. If I have to explain it, then you won’t understand. It is like trying to explain a joke.
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Posted on 6/27/19 at 11:33 pm to Mr Personality
Sarri knew he had to come back after his wife’s vagina got wrecked by that kid
Posted on 6/27/19 at 11:36 pm to Winston Cup
Sarri also said he smokes 60 cigs a day and said it might “be a few too many”
Posted on 6/27/19 at 11:43 pm to Mr Personality
I have done about 34-37. Seemed like I always had a few of pack 2 left over the next day.
I could pack Newport’s 11 lines. I could tell how fresh they were without opening the box.
Now I just smoke a cigar on occasion. I am a fraud given my name, but I would rather not die
I could pack Newport’s 11 lines. I could tell how fresh they were without opening the box.
Now I just smoke a cigar on occasion. I am a fraud given my name, but I would rather not die
Posted on 6/28/19 at 7:59 am to Mr Personality
3 packs? Nice
At my peak I only smoked like 10-12 a day. Quit 9 years ago to focus on tPots
At my peak I only smoked like 10-12 a day. Quit 9 years ago to focus on tPots
Posted on 6/28/19 at 8:01 am to S
I took two gummies last night and I woke up still stoned. This is not good.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 8:04 am to McCaigBro69
I have a 100mg lollipop for tonight. In the meantime i am shitfaced.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:21 am to Mr Personality
Good on Sarri
Work always comes first
Work always comes first
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:36 pm to Mr Personality
Whelp I’m faded
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:04 pm to S
quote:
I have a 100mg lollipop for tonight. In the meantime i am shitfaced.
That is an insane dose. Rookies do well with 10 and when I smoked every day I could get messed up pretty good with 25.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:05 pm to Mr Personality
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Koulibaly
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:17 pm to Broski
Young Bradley, GOAT
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:20 pm to cwil177
It was fun when he was young and lowkey kind of crazy.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:21 pm to S
quote:
I have a 100mg lollipop for tonight. In the meantime i am shitfaced.
Christ on a cracker. A 100 mg in one sitting? That would frick me up. I had a long flight a couple of weeks ago, and I took seven or so 5 mg mints over the course of it and I had a great time, but I spaced that out. A 100 mg at once would frick me up good.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:23 pm to Broski
Honestly, when he was a wildman, he was great. He could run all day, tackle, and was everything you wanted in an all-action midfielder. I never understood why he couldn't get games in England, as it always seemed like he would do really well in that league.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 8:25 am to cwil177
I broke it in half 
Posted on 6/29/19 at 9:45 am to Mr Personality
Kouli’s whole article was great. I’m sure they have a bunch of pros edit the hell out of these articles but regardless of that Kouli is a great story teller.
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