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Dog keeps farting, girl left angry over it
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:11 am
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:11 am
So last night I go to a neighborhood bar by the house. I wasn't expecting anything and just wanted to get out. Arkansas dropped the mask mandate a few days ago.
Anyway I start talking to this random girl probably 35 that appears to be watching a baseball game above the bar. Long story short, she ends up spending the night. (no pics but just looking at her will make your dick hard)
Early this morning I wake up before she does and go to the kitchen to warm up some fish sticks. I bring it back to my bedroom where my dog and her are still asleep. I couldn't finish all the fish sticks and gave the leftovers to the dog who'd woke up and was hungry. He starts farting silently, then she wakes up angry and walks out without saying much.
She didn't say why she left so fast without giving me her name but I would suspect it was the dog continuously farting. Does anyone have another theory?
ETA; she has texted me. This is weird!
Anyway I start talking to this random girl probably 35 that appears to be watching a baseball game above the bar. Long story short, she ends up spending the night. (no pics but just looking at her will make your dick hard)
Early this morning I wake up before she does and go to the kitchen to warm up some fish sticks. I bring it back to my bedroom where my dog and her are still asleep. I couldn't finish all the fish sticks and gave the leftovers to the dog who'd woke up and was hungry. He starts farting silently, then she wakes up angry and walks out without saying much.
She didn't say why she left so fast without giving me her name but I would suspect it was the dog continuously farting. Does anyone have another theory?
ETA; she has texted me. This is weird!
This post was edited on 4/3/21 at 12:40 pm
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Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:11 am to carguymatt
Change the dog food, bro.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:12 am to carguymatt
Very poor troll
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:13 am to carguymatt
quote:
Does anyone have another theory?
You didn't share your fish sticks with her.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:13 am to carguymatt
That was a long way to go to tell the OT you had sex last night.
Congratulations on the sex.
Congratulations on the sex.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:13 am to carguymatt
It wasn’t the dog. She shite herself.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:14 am to carguymatt
quote:
Does anyone have another theory?
Likely due to low effort as referenced by this post attempt.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:14 am to carguymatt
Yeah none of that happened
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:14 am to carguymatt
If they were silent, how can you be sure it wasn’t her farting and she left because she had to take a hulking AM shite?
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:14 am to carguymatt
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:15 am to carguymatt
Rusty hook
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:17 am to carguymatt
She got what she wanted, farted all over your place, and left. I don’t understand the confusion.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:18 am to FredBear
quote:
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex?
“The daily double” - Op picked up a sexy girl brought her to his house and had sex last night
YOU ARE CORRECT!
Only true part about that story is he microwaved some soggy fish sticks to eat in the morning hahaha
This post was edited on 4/3/21 at 8:20 am
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:19 am to carguymatt
She is pissed because you couldn't satisfy her.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:20 am to carguymatt
You have never talked to a female, let alone have one come home with you.
Btw
Btw
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:20 am to carguymatt
Lost me at "no pics."
This post was edited on 4/3/21 at 8:21 am
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:20 am to carguymatt
You're on the roll today in regards to starting horrible threads.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:20 am to carguymatt
You had me until fish sticks for breakfast.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:23 am to carguymatt
What kind of psychopath eats fish sticks for breakfast.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:27 am to carguymatt
None of this happened.
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