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Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:35 am to
Posted by LSUChamp06
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2007
2860 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:35 am to
Rain chance in the forecast from Noon til 6 pm. What. The. frick.

Get the boys out there this morning and let's play ball.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61527 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:05 am to
I will probably be given the rest of the day off after I finish making the rounds asking the Bama fans what time does Bama softball play today.
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
57250 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:15 am to
quote:

Rain chance in the forecast from Noon til 6 pm



YES! I hope it rains all fricking day
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:23 am to
Last time I called in I told them I had a stomach bug and was throwing up. They seemed to believe it.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216346 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Since LSU will be playing at noon on a Monday, work has become an issue




Posted by RUKidding
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
1070 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Tell your Boss you had an Erection for longer than 4 hours!


Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61123 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:36 am to
any time something like this happens, it reminds me how lucky I am to work from home.

I do have an 11 AM to move but after that...geaux Tigers.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
30256 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:00 am to
I actually am sick went to bed with 101 fever and am still in the same boat.....I wish I was healthy at work to be honest with you....I could ditch work legally for 3 hours and watch the game.
This post was edited on 6/1/15 at 9:01 am
Posted by htcthc321
Member since Oct 2010
1751 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:04 am to
Since I'm on vacation this week, y'all can use my best excuse. Call your boss and tell them you have anal blindness. You don't see your arse coming to work today
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:08 am to
quote:

That's the spirit... If you believe it yourself your boss will too



But seriously... I think I have the flu :/
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3205 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 10:22 am to
I got anal glaucoma.
I can't see my a$$ coming in to work today.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
113943 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 11:32 am to
quote:

I actually am sick went to bed with 101 fever and am still in the same boat.....


Are you in bed, or on a boat?
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5627 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 11:43 am to
Told my boss I have regional playoff tickets i paid for. She said you can't waste those!

Worked from 6-930
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:47 pm to
Hemorrhoids
Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12359 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

any time something like this happens, it reminds me how lucky I am to work from home.

I do have an 11 AM to move but after that...geaux Tigers.


Same for me. I moved my meetings because I scheduled them on the "wrong day"

Oh I apologize but this meeting was for next week. Sorry about that. lol
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12355 posts
Posted on 6/1/15 at 1:21 pm to
How to fake pink eye: smoke weed and get blood shot eyes. Then put eye drops in only one eye
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