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re: Best line before someone dies
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:45 pm to tiger band trumpet
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:45 pm to tiger band trumpet
Doesn't kill him but this is my favorite ever:
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:47 pm to MadMaxwell
I can't remember exactly, but Samuel L's rant before the shark ate him was awesome.
"Now the first thing we're going to do, is cover up thisahhhhhh!"
"Now the first thing we're going to do, is cover up thisahhhhhh!"
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:49 pm to alajones
quote:
"Now the first thing we're going to do, is cover up thisahhhhhh!"
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:54 pm to Freauxzen
FREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:56 pm to dutchdanish
"Blue! No GreeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
or
"I don't know that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
or
"I don't know that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
This post was edited on 11/4/09 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:06 pm to alajones
quote:
I can't remember exactly, but Samuel L's rant before the shark ate him was awesome.
"Now the first thing we're going to do, is cover up thisahhhhhh!"
MONEY. alajones FTW. hahaha
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:25 pm to tiger band trumpet
quote:
Ezekial 25:17
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:45 pm to LSUTygerFan
Several in Lonesome Dove:
[Jake is about to be hanged]
Jake Spoon: Well, hell, boys. I'd damn sight rather be hung by my friends than by a bunch o' damn strangers. Newt... Well, adios, boys. Hope you won't hold it against me. Never meant no harm.
****************
Woodrow Call: [Call thinks Gus has died] Augustus.
Gus McCrae: [opens his eyes] By God, Woodrow; it's been one hell of a party.
****************
Gus McCrae: [Call and McRae are about to hang the Suggs brothers] Say goodbye to your brothers; I expect you got them into this.
Dan Suggs: The hell with them! They ain't worth a red piss; and neither are you!
Gus McCrae: I'll say this, Suggs; you're the kind of man it's a pleasure to hang. If all you can talk is guff, you can talk it to the Devil.
[Jake is about to be hanged]
Jake Spoon: Well, hell, boys. I'd damn sight rather be hung by my friends than by a bunch o' damn strangers. Newt... Well, adios, boys. Hope you won't hold it against me. Never meant no harm.
****************
Woodrow Call: [Call thinks Gus has died] Augustus.
Gus McCrae: [opens his eyes] By God, Woodrow; it's been one hell of a party.
****************
Gus McCrae: [Call and McRae are about to hang the Suggs brothers] Say goodbye to your brothers; I expect you got them into this.
Dan Suggs: The hell with them! They ain't worth a red piss; and neither are you!
Gus McCrae: I'll say this, Suggs; you're the kind of man it's a pleasure to hang. If all you can talk is guff, you can talk it to the Devil.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:48 pm to Jimbeaux
Dont know it verbatum but I like the exchange between Hackman and Eastwood in "Unforgiven"
Your _______ youve killed men, women, children, dogs and such and such....
Yeah. And I'm about to kill you.
Your _______ youve killed men, women, children, dogs and such and such....
Yeah. And I'm about to kill you.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:57 pm to 4nmylifetime
To continue from Unforgiven:
"I don't deserve this, to die like this...I was building a house."
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
"I don't deserve this, to die like this...I was building a house."
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
Posted on 11/4/09 at 4:04 pm to Beastwood
"Stick around." - Arnold Schwarzenegger Predator
Posted on 11/4/09 at 4:15 pm to Stingray
quote:
"Stick around."
I watched it the other day. Could not stop laughing at that part. You just don't see modern action stars deliver lines like that anymore.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 4:31 pm to blueridgeTiger
quote:
"I thought you were dead!"
And John Wayne's response is "Not Hardly". Wayne is the original king of One Liners!
Posted on 11/4/09 at 4:31 pm to tiger band trumpet
smile you son of a bitch
I'm a lead farmer mutherfricker!!!!
Give them nothing, but take from the everything
and one of my favorites, it's an after the kill line
"Some mutherfrickers are always trying to ice skate uphill"
I'm a lead farmer mutherfricker!!!!
Give them nothing, but take from the everything
and one of my favorites, it's an after the kill line
"Some mutherfrickers are always trying to ice skate uphill"
Posted on 11/4/09 at 4:48 pm to 4nmylifetime
quote:
Your _______ youve killed men, women, children, dogs and such and such....
Yeah. And I'm about to kill you.
William Munny
Posted on 11/4/09 at 4:54 pm to Cdawg
There is another Skywalker.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 11:40 pm to jojothetireguy
"Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired..."
This post was edited on 11/4/09 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 11/5/09 at 12:13 am to BamaMan45
"Thought I was having trouble with my adding. Its alright now." - man with no name
Posted on 11/5/09 at 12:15 am to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:28 am to SouGent
"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick."
Always one of my favorite parts of that movie.
Always one of my favorite parts of that movie.
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