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re: Official: Jersey Shore Season 5 thread
Posted on 1/5/12 at 8:35 pm to wildtigercat93
Posted on 1/5/12 at 8:35 pm to wildtigercat93
first page a big deal?
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Posted on 1/5/12 at 8:55 pm to poncho villa
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Deena was annoying. Hopefully deena will find some ugly POS to frick so we don't have to hear her whine all season.
the promo is more of the same, she's saying "she wont do sex" till she meets a boyfriend material guy or some shite.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 9:04 pm to ATLienTiger
Straight to Jersey? damn they have nothing to do other than this 
Posted on 1/5/12 at 9:06 pm to wildtigercat93
Is the sound not working?
Posted on 1/5/12 at 9:12 pm to lsusystem
Caged looks awful.
Posted on 1/5/12 at 9:25 pm to Bender
If everyone has such a big problem with Mike, why not put him in the Smush room?
Posted on 1/5/12 at 9:34 pm to wildtigercat93
Ryder has fantastic legs. 
Posted on 1/5/12 at 10:53 pm to poncho villa
damn. guess this show has worn off for most people
Posted on 1/5/12 at 11:05 pm to BlacknGold
Decent show. Ryder's leg are amazing
Posted on 1/5/12 at 11:07 pm to BlacknGold
Ryder's looking good
I despise Vinny with a passion - we get it, you have a family you fricking crying douchebag. So do the rest of us. Mama not leave you enough of her tit milk in the fridge?
Looks like he leaves next episode thank God. Hopefully he doesn't realize too quickly that he's not going to make any money sitting with his family of 40 in a 3 bedroom house with camera whore Uncle Vito ramble on in his best Italian accent attempt, and come back to the show too quickly
frick, just replace him permanently with Ryder
I despise Vinny with a passion - we get it, you have a family you fricking crying douchebag. So do the rest of us. Mama not leave you enough of her tit milk in the fridge?
Looks like he leaves next episode thank God. Hopefully he doesn't realize too quickly that he's not going to make any money sitting with his family of 40 in a 3 bedroom house with camera whore Uncle Vito ramble on in his best Italian accent attempt, and come back to the show too quickly
frick, just replace him permanently with Ryder
Posted on 1/6/12 at 1:18 am to NaturalBeam
Why does Deena or however you spell her name always say "do sex"?? That six bugs the hell out of me. I can't stand hearing her say let's do sex.
Also ever since I discovered that Ronnie is actually 5'7, and Jwoww is 5'6, they look crazy small to me now. I always assumed Ronnie was huge and Jwwow always looked pretty tall.
Like when they were riding in the van in tonights episode Ronnie could barely see over the seat.
Still trying to figure out why that dude is dating Snooki... she's short and doesn't look good at all, and has cheated on him many times and he even knows about most of them.
Also ever since I discovered that Ronnie is actually 5'7, and Jwoww is 5'6, they look crazy small to me now. I always assumed Ronnie was huge and Jwwow always looked pretty tall.
Like when they were riding in the van in tonights episode Ronnie could barely see over the seat.
Still trying to figure out why that dude is dating Snooki... she's short and doesn't look good at all, and has cheated on him many times and he even knows about most of them.
Posted on 1/6/12 at 1:43 am to umrebel2009
Gionni looks like a Italian Jake gyllenhaal
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Posted on 1/6/12 at 2:21 am to poncho villa
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I'm over it, I thought the show had some funny moments for about 3 weeks. The Italy season was wasted I watched some of the replay eps this weekend and god it was awful.
How could they be in Italy and never go anywhere? Were they ramping up for a Euro Trip season 6?
I'm over it, I thought the show had some funny moments for about 3 weeks. The Italy season was wasted I watched some of the replay eps this weekend and god it was awful.
How could they be in Italy and never go anywhere? Were they ramping up for a Euro Trip season 6?
Posted on 1/6/12 at 7:23 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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How could they be in Italy and never go anywhere?
No shite. And one of them said something like "We did everything you can do in Florence..."
No, you didn't.
I actually thought the show was decent last night. I'll watch this season, but it won't really be a priority and I won't be mad if I miss an episode or two, or watch them late.
First off, frick you, Vinny. frick you big time. Go the frick home. Nobody gives a shite about you, you are one of the least entertaining people on the show. Leave. You miss your mom...nice, you giant pussy. Ron nailed it when he said that Vinny doesn't like being away from home because his mom literally does everything for him when he's there. Grow the frick up, you douche. And your hair fricking sucks giant cock.
Why the frick was Gianni there for Snooki? Doesn't make any sense. I'm assuming most of that relationship is for the cameras. Gianni's a whiney bitch and I hope shite hits the fan real quick with all of that.
Sitch was his usual awkward self, especially with all the Snooki/Gianni shite. We get it...you drunkenly hooked up with a giant whore one night. Yay for you. Stop taking so much pride in it, because it's nothing to be proud of. On the other hand....
...the motherfricking UNIT was fricking outstanding. He was everything I was hoping he would be ever since his name started getting brought up a season or two ago. Just a complete Jersey douchebag. Full of himself, disrespectful to not just women, but everyone. Doesn't wear shirts. Etc. They need to send Vincenso's bitch arse home and replace him with Unit ASAP. I hope he gets major screen time this season because he's the most entertaining person in that house that night.
Jwoww sucked. But it looks like we'll see some Roger drama, so maybe she'll be entertaining for the first time since the first 3 or 4 episodes of the series.
Deena sucked. I did like her getting pissed about Pauly and Ryder, and then trying to massively cockblock. Nice work, Angelina.
Pauly D was very low key, which I don't like to see. It was funny when he had Ryder in the bed and talked about how he didn't want Vinny's sloppy seconds, but felt he had to "ride-her" anyway.
Ron sucked.
Sam sucked.
But it's funny that they're rooming together with Sitch again. And I agree that Sitch should just set up shop in the smush room.
Sucks that they're working in the t-shirt shop again though.
Posted on 1/6/12 at 7:30 am to CocomoLSU
I like when Pauly and Vinny are talking about cheering him up by getting him a hooker. Deena says, "you want to do sex"? Vinny says no thanks and then she backtracks and says, "oh, not with me, with a hooker". Knowing she would have been down right there. She takes the whore award
Posted on 1/6/12 at 7:36 am to HeadyMurphey
the whole Vinny homesick thing has to be staged, right? I mean who the frick gets homesick when they're 23, getting paid 100k per episode to not be entertaining, and is only a couple hours away from home?
Posted on 1/6/12 at 7:41 am to CocomoLSU
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CocomoLSU
Pretty much nailed everything.
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...the motherfricking UNIT was fricking outstanding. He was everything I was hoping he would be ever since his name started getting brought up a season or two ago. Just a complete Jersey douchebag. Full of himself, disrespectful to not just women, but everyone. Doesn't wear shirts. Etc. They need to send Vincenso's bitch arse home and replace him with Unit ASAP. I hope he gets major screen time this season because he's the most entertaining person in that house that night.
especially this
Posted on 1/6/12 at 7:45 am to Escobar600
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the whole Vinny homesick thing has to be staged, right? I mean who the frick gets homesick when they're 23, getting paid 100k per episode to not be entertaining, and is only a couple hours away from home?
It appears he has not had to do a damn thing around that house his whole life and he is treated like a king. He has realized that the world doesn't like him as much as his mother does.
Posted on 1/6/12 at 7:47 am to Cash
I'm worried if the Unit were to move into the house, Mike might try to frick him. shite was a little weird with mike. Yo bro just take ya pants off in the middle of the room with me it's cool
Posted on 1/6/12 at 7:50 am to HeadyMurphey
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It appears he has not had to do a damn thing around that house his whole life and he is treated like a king. He has realized that the world doesn't like him as much as his mother does.
That is the fricking perfect way to describe Vinny.
Nicely done.
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