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Posted on 4/27/10 at 12:43 am to
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted by Slinger16
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 12:44 am to
do. not. want.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 1:07 am to
Spoiler




To make it better, at the end of the movie pretty much everyone dies except the girl in the middle.


She is left alone in a house with her mouth surgically attached to a dead guy's arse, and her dead friend's mouth surgically attached to her arse.

And the ligiments in her knees were cut.
Posted by Slinger16
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 1:12 am to
frick it...

How does everyone die but the middle chick?
Posted by 9Fiddy
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 1:25 am to
I know there are actors out there that are desperate for work, but where the hell do they find people willing to do this?
Posted by Volvagia
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 1:35 am to
quote:

How does everyone die but the middle chick?


Its not like I watched it
quote:


The film begins with the antagonist, Dr Heiter (Dieter Laser), kidnapping a truck driver by the side of a road. Later, two American tourists, Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie), arrive at Heiter's house as they search for help after puncturing their car tire. Heiter drugs the women and they awake along with the kidnapped trucker in a makeshift hospital ward in the cellar. Heiter informs the trucker that he is "not a match" and kills him. When the women next wake, they are joined by a new captive, Japanese tourist Katsuro (Akihiro Kitamura).

The doctor explains that he is a world renowned expert at separating conjoined twins, but dreams of creating new beings that share a single digestive system by joining separate individuals via their mouths and anuses. He explains that his previous experiment, a "3-dog", died. However, he explains how he will attach the three human subjects to each other to create a "human centipede". Once the operation is complete, the doctor begins training the three to perform tasks. Katsuro, as the front part of the centipede, refuses to do as he is told, and the doctor beats him. When Katsuro has to defecate, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement and the doctor watches with great delight. However, Heiter eventually becomes irritated after being kept awake by the constant screaming of his victims and realising that Jenny is dying from blood poisoning.
A man and two women lie on a sofa in a living room with soft lighting and an abstract painting of conjoined twins upon the wall. They lie in a line on their left side, facing the viewer, with the man at the front and the two women behind him. They wear only their underwear and have bloody bandages on their knees. The man's upper body is out of shot beyond the right edge of the image. The first woman behind the man has her face obscured behind the man's buttocks and her hands are on his legs. The second woman lies in an identical pose behind the first woman. Behind the sofa is a man in his sixties with short dark hair, wearing a dark suit and red tie. He leans over the three, looking at the first woman's head.


Two police detectives, Kranz and Voller, visit Heiter to investigate the disappearance of tourists in the area. After the detectives leave, Heiter informs his surgically-attached captives that Jenny will soon be replaced by two new parts. Katsuro stabs him with a scalpel and the "centipede" attempts to escape as Heiter crawls after it. Katsuro faces the doctor with a piece of broken glass in his hand and tells the doctor he "deserved" to become an insect, due to prior ill treatment of his family, and then commits suicide with the glass. At this point, the police break into the house and Heiter crawls away to hide in his swimming pool room. Kranz is shocked as he discovers Heiter's victims, and soon finds Voller dead in the swimming pool near an armed Dr. Heiter. Heiter and Kranz shoot and kill each other. Jenny finally dies from her blood poisoning, leaving Lindsay alone in the house, trapped between her deceased fellow captives.
Posted by Slinger16
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 1:40 am to
fricked up
Posted by BROffshoreTigerFan
Edmond, OK
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 6:13 am to
frick it.

I've watched Salo. And Anti-Christ.

Might as well watch this one. It's on my list, and I'll be looking for a torrent when I get home.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 7:53 am to
Why would someone want to watch this? I saw part of Salo only because a friend was watching it. I understand why people enjoy horror films, but I don't get why anyone would want to watch something like this.

Posted by TigerMyth36
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 7:58 am to
Posted by BROffshoreTigerFan
Edmond, OK
Member since Oct 2007
10004 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 8:00 am to
Curiousity and a morbid sense of entertainment.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
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38528 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 8:01 am to
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Might as well watch this one. It's on my list, and I'll be looking for a torrent when I get home.


Someone has to take one for the team. Let us know your thoughts.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41216 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 8:04 am to
what the hell? What next? A movie about a mad scientist making a monkey with 4, yes count them, 4 asses.



Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41216 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 8:14 am to
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his intention to make two Centipede films, with the first film existing to get his audience "used to the sick idea" in order that the second could be much more "nasty, with way more medical experiments" in a way that would have been "impossible" in the original, and would have "destroyed" any chance of the film being made.


So he wants to make the sequel really sick as if the first one is not....
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 8:25 am to
I see a tittay!
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 8:26 am to
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
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33232 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 8:50 am to
Somewhere out there is a person who dreamed up this shite !!! I hope I don't live anywhere around that person !
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
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20467 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 9:53 am to
I can't wait for this movie to come and go. Having to see the images for it on rottentomatoes is scarring my brain.
Posted by BhamTigah
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Posted on 4/27/10 at 10:06 am to
I'll see most movies, but even I must draw the line somewhere.

No way in hell will I see the sequel.
Posted by BROffshoreTigerFan
Edmond, OK
Member since Oct 2007
10004 posts
Posted on 4/27/10 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Someone has to take one for the team. Let us know your thoughts


I'll look for it tonight, and if I can find it, should be able to download it overnight. If that can happen, I'll watch it some time tomorrow and bump this thread.
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