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re: 8 point checklist for a bro country song.

Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:57 pm to
Posted by HogBalls
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:57 pm to
Bonfire
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Posted by GregFocker
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Florida Georgia line


Once you're beyond that education level, you should try "Hooked on Phonics". It's a great tool for teaching how to read.
Posted by indytiger
Krotz Springs
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:58 pm to
Skoal can, spit cup, Copenhagen ring in my pocket, etc
Posted by 318TigerFan
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:00 pm to
9. small town
10. hunting/fishing
11. jail
12. America
13. mother
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:11 pm to
Luke Bryan random test on Spotify:

My kind of night:

7/8





Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:11 pm to
Bro-country Song Inspiration Generator
quote:

Lone Star skinny dipping Jay Z thang night

Bud truck girl Rick Ross thang dark

Fireball Dodge tan lines Jeezy booty late at night

Bud bed of my truck barn Lil Wayne thang after dark



Posted by blizzle
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:12 pm to
when the moon is out on a Friday night, nothing better than cranking the speakers and rocking the top rack with my girl with jacked lips rocking denim jeans and dancing on the tailgate while i holler about the mud in my milk shake that i jacked from some tan dude in town who was sipping honey from a slide rule on his hips while i tear a Kiss poster down.

bingo.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:16 pm to
The girls have to have tan lines too. Don't forget that.
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:22 pm to
1) Blue Sky
2) Grandpaw
3) Dog
Posted by King of New Orleans
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:31 pm to
Gotta be sure to name drop classic country artists.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83873 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Radio

Can be replaced with Old Hank, Waylon, or George Jones
Posted by FunroePete
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:35 pm to
Pretty little things /thangs
Bud light
Dip
Dirt roads
Fireball
Mud
Tires
Tailgates
Trucks
Cringey reference to an old but famous country singer that everyone's (meaning their target audience)heard the name of but has no idea what they sing(George jones, Waylon etc.)

Forgot to mention but usually they have like 10+ writers, always found that amazing.


This post was edited on 4/23/17 at 10:41 pm
Posted by justausedcarguy
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:56 pm to
Mama
Trains
Prison, or
Getting drunk
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 10:58 pm to
Backroad
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 4/23/17 at 11:54 pm to
Of course, y'all's edgy checklists have eliminated almost every classic country song, too.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10232 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 11:58 pm to
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If you don't like it, don't listen to it. Love throwing in some Florida Georgia Line


You must be a teenager right? No adult would ever admit to that.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:04 am to
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No heterosexual adult would ever admit to that
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:16 am to
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Mama Trains Prison, or Getting drunk


You forgot trucks.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 12:21 am to
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Of course, y'all's edgy checklists have eliminated almost every classic country song, too.


It's not edgy to not like a fricking shitty genre of music. And they haven't eliminated even half of the classic country songs, those songs had meaning, those songs were written by the guys who would be performing them. Not some queers all tatted up, wearing Air Max's, with a flat bill hat, and chains and earrings who've never picked up a pen and tried to even write one verse. Today's country is a disgrace.
This post was edited on 4/24/17 at 12:22 am
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