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re: Asking a girl if she has an onlyfans?
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:25 am to stelly1025
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:25 am to stelly1025
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Jesus dude what kind of loser would use Only Fans? It is even worse that you are wanting to go up to two girls in the flesh to ask them if they have an Only Fans to see them online. What kind of sad sack simp arse beta male bitch are you?

Posted on 7/20/21 at 4:30 am to BabyTac
Just skip all the foreplay and ask if she wants some Baby Penis.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:17 am to BabyTac
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Well, I’m married and they’re half my age. I’d actually prefer to spend a few minutes jerking it to that plump arse and going about my day (the way she flaunts it I’m sure it’s out there), than dealing with the trouble of actually putting in work, lying to my family, and losing my livelihood.
Man I hope your wife never looks at your TD account and sees this post.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:41 am to BabyTac
Her girl you got an Instagram? Let's link up....
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:48 am to BabyTac
I thought for just a moment that you may be talking about two models I know, but then I saw your location in Austin. So, nope. Would post a pic but hate to make your thread NSFW without your consent.
Sensible advice: Most women who put up content do NOT wish to have any real-life interaction with any "fans". Many often feel or desire to feel as though they really are anonymous and that it is a fantasy life separate from their real life. So unless they volunteer OF information after you get to know them, they will view you as a stalker.
So first get their names, come back here and tell the O-T. Some of us have skills, if you know what I mean, and also know guys in Austin with skills. Once you know everything that can be found out about them then you can plan your approach intelligently. It would also help if you can take some creep shots of them working out and post here. Purely for the research purposes, of course.
Or just say "F*ck it. Shooter's shoot" and start wearing a sign to the gym.
Sensible advice: Most women who put up content do NOT wish to have any real-life interaction with any "fans". Many often feel or desire to feel as though they really are anonymous and that it is a fantasy life separate from their real life. So unless they volunteer OF information after you get to know them, they will view you as a stalker.
So first get their names, come back here and tell the O-T. Some of us have skills, if you know what I mean, and also know guys in Austin with skills. Once you know everything that can be found out about them then you can plan your approach intelligently. It would also help if you can take some creep shots of them working out and post here. Purely for the research purposes, of course.
Or just say "F*ck it. Shooter's shoot" and start wearing a sign to the gym.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:19 am to BabyTac
Don’t be that guy in the gym. Get your shite done, rack your weights and GTFO.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:24 am to soccerfüt
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Your Mom has an onlyfans.

Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:28 am to BabyTac
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Well, I’m married and they’re half my age. I’d actually prefer to spend a few minutes jerking it to that plump arse and going about my day (the way she flaunts it I’m sure it’s out there), than dealing with the trouble of actually putting in work, lying to my family,
and losing my livelihood.
Would you tell your wife that you have an only fans subscription to 2 girls that go to your gym that are half your age? If you wouldn't than you would still be lying to your wife. That seems like it would be worse because you are still lying to your wife, which could still cost you your family and livelihood. If you had an affair at least you could get some young strange out of the deal.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:30 am to SECdragonmaster
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Tell her you are good at deep tissue massages but then quickly admit that was inappropriate to suggest.
I had an idea where this was going with this line.
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Then, go back to your pool board meeting and brag about your excellent pickup skills.
This line confirmed it.
Well done sir..
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:33 am to BabyTac
Don't be a creeper. They'll definitely turn you into the gym management if not the cops.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:38 am to BabyTac
most who have it will tell you whether you ask or not.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:45 am to PhantomMenace
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Most women who put up content do NOT wish to have any real-life interaction with any "fans"
Hugely disagree here. Most women like that love the attention (doing OF/nude modeling type stuff) . They lack the self confidence/respect for themselves in the first place to even get into that line of work. They are seeking validation and attention.
That said, you are married. Would you be comfortable telling your wife you had an OF fan subscription to women you have met IRL ?
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:48 am to BabyTac
Onlyfans. For dudes with lonely hands.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:49 am to soccerfüt
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Your Mom has an onlyfans.

Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:58 am to BabyTac
The whole appeal to Only Fans for women is that it’s random dudes paying them without having to interact. When a creep approaches them it kinda ruins it.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:51 pm to CunningLinguist
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Most women who put up content do NOT wish to have any real-life interaction with any "fans"
Hugely disagree here. Most women like that love the attention (doing OF/nude modeling type stuff) . They lack the self confidence/respect for themselves in the first place to even get into that line of work. They are seeking validation and attention.
That said, you are married. Would you be comfortable telling your wife you had an OF fan subscription to women you have met IRL ?
I don't do the OnlyFans thing, not into it. However, I do in real life know legit models and a couple housewives who have OF and other social media, and I have seen some of their content - in some instances when they pulled out their phone and showed me. Several do swimwear, boudoir, provocative or nude modeling, and I have photographed them.
The housewives are nothing special. The majority of the others (legit pretty women) don't have an attention need so much as they have a clinical narcissism disorder. After a few minutes with them you would be tempted to push them out of a vehicle on the Interstate. They get enough attention online or in real life just by walking into a room. They want to be admired but not approached, and would react to you approaching them as though you were a leper. That is not to say that all pretty women are that way, just the majority of those I know who do the social media thing.
OP is married. I am currently not. However, my daughter and I laugh about this kind of social media, and she jokes that she might start selling foot fetish images or vids. At least I think she is joking.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:52 pm to BabyTac
Just ask if they have an instagram.. if they do, the link will be on there.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:57 pm to BabyTac
It’s a pretty bad indicator of our society when some dude is so accustomed to and desensitized by watching porn that he thinks it’s acceptable to ask some random girl if she posts nude videos and pictures on the internet.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:16 pm to BabyTac
Pics of the arse in yoga pants?
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:19 pm to BabyTac
Great idea, do it and report back to us on what happened.
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