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re: Did you ever find your dad’s porn stash?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 9:50 pm to CCTider
Posted on 12/9/21 at 9:50 pm to CCTider
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Had my next door neighbor show me his parents collection. They had a huge tub with dozens of VHS tapes. I didn't watch any of them. But most didn't didn't have labels and looked like the blank recordable ones. He put that back, under his parent's bed. Then he pulled out another tub, and it was full of dildos and vibrators.
Jeff?
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 9:50 pm to djangochained
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found Polaroid nudes of my mom
You know the rules
Posted on 12/9/21 at 9:52 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Oh, I found my dad’s porn stash alright. Found it wrapped around my dingdong.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 9:52 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Yes, that couch never knew such love beforehand.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 9:58 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I was always careful to put everything back exactly right but once my friends started grabbing magazines left & right....I haven’t read a classic Phouse Forum in decades.
Based on responses so far, starting to think it was an unwritten dad rule to leave your stash poorly hidden as a rite of passage.
Based on responses so far, starting to think it was an unwritten dad rule to leave your stash poorly hidden as a rite of passage.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:01 pm to litenin
My dad did not and as far as I know not ever been interested in any porn. My buddy when I was like in 4th/5th grade grew up in a divorce. In their garage his dad had a full trunk of playboys. I mean a few hundred. Anyways we had unlimited access.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:03 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 9:43 am
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:05 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Remember finding a few floppy disks that had ASCII porn amongst the commander keen stuff
This post was edited on 12/9/21 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:05 pm to litenin
Back in our day we had to work to get our porn
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:05 pm to Woolfpack
Tell us more about this mom.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
There was an old penthouse in the back of an old car he had. Man…those were the days.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:08 pm to fr33manator
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fr33manator
Hey man, did you get my message from earlier?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:09 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Yes. There was the Madonna one with the underarm hair. Almost wished I hadn’t found that one.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:10 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Even better. I found my grandfather’s stash. Dude had saved every Playboy for like 20 years straight. And had at least 10 VHS pornos.
My little fella was chaffed the entire summer.
My little fella was chaffed the entire summer.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:15 pm to Oates Mustache
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Hey man, did you get my message from earlier?
No, where is it?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:31 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Nope, but my mom found mine one time.
I’ll never forget that feeling of coming home after school one day in the 8th grade, Excited to get a snack and watch some tv, but when I walked into the kitchen I saw my porn vhs tape sitting on the kitchen table. My heart sank, because I knew shite was about to get real.
I’ll never forget that feeling of coming home after school one day in the 8th grade, Excited to get a snack and watch some tv, but when I walked into the kitchen I saw my porn vhs tape sitting on the kitchen table. My heart sank, because I knew shite was about to get real.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:33 pm to PhilipMarlowe
How real did the shyt get?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:37 pm to Eli Goldfinger
my dad's boxes of playboys were in this basement storage area behind some paint cans and we spilled like 3 cans of paint getting them out one time when some buddies were sleeping over in middle school. it was a fricking nightmare so we concocted our story.
told my mom we were grabbing sleeping bags from the room and knocked them over. my dad didnt say shite and then like 3 years later, my mom was telling the story and he just interrupts and goes "bull fricking shite, they were grabbing the playboys"
sitting on that knowledge for 3 years for a payoff at like a family christmas drinking night is maniacal
told my mom we were grabbing sleeping bags from the room and knocked them over. my dad didnt say shite and then like 3 years later, my mom was telling the story and he just interrupts and goes "bull fricking shite, they were grabbing the playboys"
sitting on that knowledge for 3 years for a payoff at like a family christmas drinking night is maniacal
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:41 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Dad got 10' of water in his workshop in Hurricane Katrina. Shelves and shelves of construction and woodworking materials, tools, equipment, etc. just thrown all over the place and covered in mud. I was a teenager and helped him gut the place and dispose of everything.
While working, I found some magazines and VHS tapes. I only remember one of the titles being Sex Starved Sluts or something like that. I laughed and brought them to him and he told me to hurry up and dispose of that stuff before my mom came around. Like 3-4 years prior my dad gave me a talking-to after finding porn in the search history on the family computer. It was funny to be on the other end of that
While working, I found some magazines and VHS tapes. I only remember one of the titles being Sex Starved Sluts or something like that. I laughed and brought them to him and he told me to hurry up and dispose of that stuff before my mom came around. Like 3-4 years prior my dad gave me a talking-to after finding porn in the search history on the family computer. It was funny to be on the other end of that
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:45 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
Had a buddy who’s dad wild literally just throw them in the attic. You name the magazine it was probably up there. Was always a good time hanging out there and a scary time taking some and trying to sneak them back home and find a good hiding spot.
Just a couple years ago my brothers and I were hanging out drinking in dads shed talking about what we were going to do with all his shite he has in his shed. Opened a toolbox and we were like “this? Wth we gonna do with the stuff in here? Well idk what’s in there. What’s in that bag?” DVDs and it wasn’t the wood working tutorials you’d think to find in there. So we left him a note that we found it haha.
Just a couple years ago my brothers and I were hanging out drinking in dads shed talking about what we were going to do with all his shite he has in his shed. Opened a toolbox and we were like “this? Wth we gonna do with the stuff in here? Well idk what’s in there. What’s in that bag?” DVDs and it wasn’t the wood working tutorials you’d think to find in there. So we left him a note that we found it haha.
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