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re: Did you ever find your dad’s porn stash?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:33 am to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:33 am to Eli Goldfinger
my dad sold porn when i was growing up. the stash was endless 
Posted on 12/10/21 at 11:44 am to Eli Goldfinger
Never found my dad's, turned the house inside out, but did find my friend's dad's stash. We pulled off an Oceans 11 type heist where he got me one of the tapes, I brought it to my grandparents house who had a double deck vhs tape copier, and replaced the tape before his dad got home.
It was a Saturday Night Live parody porn. So much masturbation.
It was a Saturday Night Live parody porn. So much masturbation.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:12 pm to Eli Goldfinger
It’s been under his nose for 70 plus years now.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:17 pm to Eli Goldfinger
And my grandfather's and a few friend's dads. I even found my dad's old stash that he apparently forgot about and I don't blame him. That shite was lame after finding the good stuff.
The craziest was when I was in 7th grade. We had finished reading The Outsides and decided we were going to recreate some scenes from the movie. I was tasked with bringing our video camera to record.
During class I'm kinda messing with the camera and realize Young Guns had been recorded from HBO or something. So I'm watching the movie which is suddenly interrupted by Proctor and Sphincter. Anal porn featuring The Hedgehog.
Dad chose wrong on the Betamax ordeal so he had a player in his room just for his video porn collection.
The craziest was when I was in 7th grade. We had finished reading The Outsides and decided we were going to recreate some scenes from the movie. I was tasked with bringing our video camera to record.
During class I'm kinda messing with the camera and realize Young Guns had been recorded from HBO or something. So I'm watching the movie which is suddenly interrupted by Proctor and Sphincter. Anal porn featuring The Hedgehog.
Dad chose wrong on the Betamax ordeal so he had a player in his room just for his video porn collection.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:26 pm to Rize
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My dad found mine.
I was on my way offshore out of Cameron and flipped my truck in Johnson’s Bayou around 4:00 am. Ended up getting a ride to the hospital and asked my dad to stop by the wreck and grab my yellow offshore Shell Bullwinkle bag.
Some sorry frick took evything bag included but left my porn mags on the side of the road. My dad actually asked me if the reason I wrecked was because I was jerking off
You were weren’t you?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:35 pm to Eli Goldfinger
My dad didn't have any. Way too religious. I looked though and found nothing.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:37 pm to Eli Goldfinger
No, but pretty sure he used the JCPenny catalog
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:41 pm to Eli Goldfinger
When the parents were not there, C Ban dish straight in the air.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:44 pm to Eli Goldfinger
We found my friend's dad's porn stash one time in a tool box under his bed. One of the tapes had a handwritten label with his dad and stepmom's initials on it. It was a homemade sex tape, and his stepmom was hot. You could hear Star Trek playing on the tv in the background and at one point you could hear Achy Breaky Heart playing on the radio
It was awesome, she took it in all 3 holes, and they even put it in slow motion for the two money shots. We made several copies on vhs, but sadly they have all been lost over time
Posted on 12/10/21 at 1:04 pm to jchamil
D scrambler for the win.
I remember my brother subscribed to Playboy when he was in college and still living at home. He would check the mail everyday when he got home before my parents to make sure he could grab it before they did. One day he was late and he found it sitting on his bed when he got home. Mom had left a note on it saying that she hoped he enjoyed his alone time.
I remember my brother subscribed to Playboy when he was in college and still living at home. He would check the mail everyday when he got home before my parents to make sure he could grab it before they did. One day he was late and he found it sitting on his bed when he got home. Mom had left a note on it saying that she hoped he enjoyed his alone time.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 1:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Absolutely , Once my mom and sister started questioning why the frick the conditioner was being used up so quickly , Investigation ensued and I got my arse tore up. Never stopped me though. Fapper got to Fap.
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