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Posted on 12/7/25 at 8:59 am to
Posted by SobchakSecurity
Member since Sep 2025
66 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 8:59 am to
Where are the groupies for the MP people?
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2350 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:46 am to
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You probably measured it with your mouth.


Nope that was your mom after she measured the rest of the football team.
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
214 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:31 pm to
I read that in Rodney Dangerfields voice
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19732 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

MAXtheTIGER
quote:

It’s the burden I carry.
checks out

so i’ve heard
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39799 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 11:56 pm to
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Not sure. But told my wife I was gonna go get some new pussy. She said if you had more dick, you could get some new here.


Someone had Richard Pryor Wanted: Live in Concert as a kid.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
7822 posts
Posted on 12/8/25 at 6:44 am to
New DNA evidence shows that Hitler carried the gene for a Micropenis
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17656 posts
Posted on 12/8/25 at 7:15 am to
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Someone had Richard Pryor Wanted: Live in Concert as a kid
No, one of his albums. If you haven't heard it, do it. When we were in H.S. we knew every word on it.
Posted by TigerReich
Member since Dec 2024
890 posts
Posted on 12/8/25 at 8:04 am to
This was so fricking funny
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61072 posts
Posted on 12/8/25 at 8:08 am to
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Props on him owning it.

One of my buddies was pretty quiet. Sitting around drinking one night and dudes started commenting on dick sizes. He said something along the lines of “until I got hard ons I thought everyone just pissed out of their bottom belly button”.

It was 35 years ago and I still chuckle.
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1171 posts
Posted on 12/8/25 at 8:22 am to
Almost everybody has herpes
Nothing to be ashamed of
This isn’t the 1800s
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2100 posts
Posted on 12/8/25 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

One of my buddies was pretty quiet. Sitting around drinking one night and dudes started commenting on dick sizes. He said something along the lines of “until I got hard ons I thought everyone just pissed out of their bottom belly button”.


I confess…I’m an average guy.
Luckily my wife has the eyesight of a rhinoceros and thinks it’s huge.

In all seriousness, it truly must suck if you had a “terrible dick.”

I guess you can either just roll with it and have tons of charisma…embrace it.

Or face the elephant (or field mouse) in the room
And become the best cunning-linguist in the world.
Posted by SobchakSecurity
Member since Sep 2025
66 posts
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:01 pm to
Still waiting on the groupies for the MP men out there.

Dont see the Micro Penis hunters

The size queens usually swing one way.
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 4:17 pm
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