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Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:46 am to John Wayne
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You probably measured it with your mouth.
Nope that was your mom after she measured the rest of the football team.
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:31 pm to VernonPLSUfan
I read that in Rodney Dangerfields voice
Posted on 12/7/25 at 11:40 pm to MAXtheTIGER
quote:
MAXtheTIGER
quote:checks out
It’s the burden I carry.
so i’ve heard
Posted on 12/7/25 at 11:56 pm to VernonPLSUfan
quote:
Not sure. But told my wife I was gonna go get some new pussy. She said if you had more dick, you could get some new here.
Someone had Richard Pryor Wanted: Live in Concert as a kid.
Posted on 12/8/25 at 6:44 am to dexy82
New DNA evidence shows that Hitler carried the gene for a Micropenis
Posted on 12/8/25 at 7:15 am to SoFla Tideroller
quote:No, one of his albums. If you haven't heard it, do it. When we were in H.S. we knew every word on it.
Someone had Richard Pryor Wanted: Live in Concert as a kid
Posted on 12/8/25 at 8:08 am to shutterspeed
quote:
Props on him owning it.
One of my buddies was pretty quiet. Sitting around drinking one night and dudes started commenting on dick sizes. He said something along the lines of “until I got hard ons I thought everyone just pissed out of their bottom belly button”.
It was 35 years ago and I still chuckle.
Posted on 12/8/25 at 8:22 am to el Gaucho
Almost everybody has herpes
Nothing to be ashamed of
This isn’t the 1800s
Nothing to be ashamed of
This isn’t the 1800s
Posted on 12/8/25 at 1:18 pm to tigerfoot
quote:
One of my buddies was pretty quiet. Sitting around drinking one night and dudes started commenting on dick sizes. He said something along the lines of “until I got hard ons I thought everyone just pissed out of their bottom belly button”.
I confess…I’m an average guy.
Luckily my wife has the eyesight of a rhinoceros and thinks it’s huge.
In all seriousness, it truly must suck if you had a “terrible dick.”
I guess you can either just roll with it and have tons of charisma…embrace it.
Or face the elephant (or field mouse) in the room
And become the best cunning-linguist in the world.
Posted on 12/9/25 at 8:01 pm to dexy82
Still waiting on the groupies for the MP men out there.
Dont see the Micro Penis hunters
The size queens usually swing one way.
Dont see the Micro Penis hunters
The size queens usually swing one way.
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 4:17 pm
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