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re: Dog keeps farting, girl left angry over it
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:28 am to sleepytime
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:28 am to sleepytime
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What kind of psychopath eats fish sticks for breakfast.
The same kind the puts left over fishsticks in the fridge to save and warm up in the microwave
Oh wait that is the same person
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Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:29 am to carguymatt
Ain’t none of that happened...
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:37 am to carguymatt
Of all the things in the world that have never happened - this never happened the most.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:39 am to carguymatt
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no pics but just looking at her will make your dick hard
Wanna bet?
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:43 am to carguymatt
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She didn't say why she left so fast without giving me her name
Why would she give her name to another notch on a headboard.
You were dealing with a pro, bro.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:43 am to carguymatt
She woke up and realized she gave it up to a guy that eats fish sticks and has a starving dog.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:43 am to carguymatt
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Early this morning I wake up before she does and go to the kitchen to warm up some fish sticks. I
You can't lie better than this?
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:50 am to carguymatt
Transsexuals can sometimes suffer from a phenomenon called hyperosmia, a medical issue that gives them an extremely sensitive sense of smell.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:52 am to carguymatt
stupid. 0/10
Posted on 4/3/21 at 8:54 am to carguymatt
Keep in mind, I have a couch and tv in my bedroom and usually eat in my bedroom.
It might be she thought I was the one farting and being disrespectful. It might be she was ashamed of what she did by spending the night but at that age the only thing I can think of is if she was ashamed, she was married.
There's no way she was ashamed to make love with me. That's for sure
It might be she thought I was the one farting and being disrespectful. It might be she was ashamed of what she did by spending the night but at that age the only thing I can think of is if she was ashamed, she was married.
There's no way she was ashamed to make love with me. That's for sure
Posted on 4/3/21 at 9:01 am to carguymatt
Looks like a classic case of her using you for a place to unload all of her built up farts.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 9:04 am to carguymatt
quote:you brought a married 35yo back to the frat house? don’t bother responding. all this is bullshite anyway.
couch and tv in my bedroom
**your thread and posts read in a familiar text and tone.
This post was edited on 4/3/21 at 9:18 am
Posted on 4/3/21 at 9:04 am to carguymatt
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no pics but just looking at her will make your dick hard
Chick with a dick?
Posted on 4/3/21 at 9:06 am to carguymatt
In the future I wouldn't icorparate your dog into the foreplay.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 9:12 am to carguymatt
She thought it was you
Posted on 4/3/21 at 10:07 am to carguymatt
Who the frick eats fish sticks, much less for breakfast?
Arkansas did pack out the restaurants and bars last night though.
Arkansas did pack out the restaurants and bars last night though.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 10:18 am to bgtiger
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Transsexuals can sometimes suffer from a phenomenon called hyperosmia, a medical issue that gives them an extremely sensitive sense of smell.
!!!!!
That was actually my pick up line, early on something to the effect of "you really are a female right"? Then she laughs and says something simple I don't remember and I said, "you never know these days" .
It reminded me a lot of my days of bar hopping when I could just go up to the hottest girl at the bar and get her to talk to me based on what I said at first. Usually I'd get blown out but about 30-40% of the time, they would talk to me a while.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 10:21 am to carguymatt
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fish sticks
What are you, a gay fish?
Posted on 4/3/21 at 10:33 am to carguymatt
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Does anyone have another theory?
- You’re so lonely you made up this terrible story for the internet.
- Your dick game was weak af
Those are really the only two that could be truth. Probably both.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 10:42 am to LSUcajun77
All that she wants is another baby, she’s gone tomorrow.
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