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re: Finding a toilet when you think you can’t make it…
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:46 pm to Wildcat98USA
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:46 pm to Wildcat98USA
There have been a couple times where I slide home safe... But one time I got thrown out at third... It was bad and was not at home..
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:53 pm to Athis
I have a buddy that is a factory rep that covers the state of Texas. His claim to fame is that he has taken a dump in every Buccees in Texas.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:34 pm to Wildcat98USA
It is indeed a terrible feeling. I thought I would die of thirst.
Signed,
Rover
Signed,
Rover
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:51 pm to PillageUrVillage
quote:
I keep a roll of TP in my boat. I have fertilized many trees.
Bum chum.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:28 pm to Wildcat98USA
Exxon building in downtown Houston saved my life once.
I was at work and couldn't leave my post for safety / security reasons.
It had been brewing all day. Stomach churning. When I finally had the chance to leave, I decided it would be quicker to drive through downtown to get home.
Made it about three blocks. Parked on Leeland. Ran through the Exxon building entrance and to the second floor with one second to spare.
Almost as good as sex.
I was at work and couldn't leave my post for safety / security reasons.
It had been brewing all day. Stomach churning. When I finally had the chance to leave, I decided it would be quicker to drive through downtown to get home.
Made it about three blocks. Parked on Leeland. Ran through the Exxon building entrance and to the second floor with one second to spare.
Almost as good as sex.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:35 pm to Pelican fan99
quote:I did that once. Was like a rooster tail from a Sea-doo.
I once had to poo so bad that as I was turning around to shite it started coming out as I was sitting down
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:41 pm to Wildcat98USA
Helicopter flying offshore for an hour and it hits you at wheels up. There’s not much worse.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:54 pm to Gee Grenouille
at age 75, its time to cary a duffel bag with a change of clothes, a couple of hand towels and a garbage bag
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:56 pm to Tempratt
quote:When we are roadtripping out west, we always find the Love's truck stops. Their bathrooms are always clean (relatively speaking).
Buccees has nice clean terletts.
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:54 am to Chad504boy
quote:
good luck driving thru parking lot about to shite your pants!
That would be hell.
Posted on 3/5/26 at 8:56 am to Napoleon
i prefer the woods, pants down and let it fly
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:16 am to Wildcat98USA
Pro tip: if you can’t make it to an exit and lose it while driving, your floor mat will protect the seats while you head back home. If you have a carpeted floor mat, you will have to sit on the spikes. I recommend non-carpeted kind.
Posted on 3/5/26 at 2:10 pm to TheWalrus
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worst feeling is when you’re dying to go and stop at some shady gas station and the only toilet is occupied.
Shite in the urinal. That'll teach em to only have one toilet.
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