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re: Friend Is Gifting His Somewhat Chubby Wife A Peloton For Christmas
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:25 am to Boudreaux35
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:25 am to Boudreaux35
I’ve got an idea of how it will go.
She’ll take something really good like the jewelry or cash and leave him with the $2000 hat rack.
If she’s bending him over, you think she will take the expensive white elephant with her?
She’ll take something really good like the jewelry or cash and leave him with the $2000 hat rack.
If she’s bending him over, you think she will take the expensive white elephant with her?
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Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:25 am to lsuson
quote:
Obviously he cares about her health but wants her to put the effort in.
Where's the evidence he cares about her health? Maybe she eats well enough and exercises but just carries a lot of baby weight she has a hard time losing. Extra weight does not automatically equate to unhealthy.
Be real here: he just wants a trophy to frick.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:26 am to Proximo
quote:
You don’t consider 35 POUNDS over what she should weigh big?
I mean, she's a really sweet woman and really funny. I don't see her as big big... chubby, yes I guess. She's 5'6". But such a sweetheart and really cute otherwise.
I texted him and said the boys on the OT are laughing at his dumb arse. He has no clue what that means. I also asked if he's told his 2 teen daughters and her 2 sisters about it yet. He said no and is in a real panic after that
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 11:28 am
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:27 am to Sao
That's A Bold Move Cotton
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:27 am to Sao
that's a big gamble for $2k.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:28 am to Sao
he should do a little recon and tell her something like " we should get a peloton" and see what she says.
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 11:29 am
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:29 am to Sao
Pass on to your friend that if he needs to get rid of it in a hurry you know someone that will take it off his hands. I would even be willing to let him deliver it since he will need an excuse to get out of the house for awhile.
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 11:30 am
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:29 am to teke184
quote:
If she’s bending him over, you think she will take the expensive white elephant with her?
Legally, it is a gift from him to her, so it doesn't even fall into the items that are divided up. It is just hers.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:35 am to Sao
Bold move.
Oh yeah BTW by the time you pay for the year of service upfront and get the extended warranty, delivery etc. it's more like $3200
Oh yeah BTW by the time you pay for the year of service upfront and get the extended warranty, delivery etc. it's more like $3200
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:35 am to Boudreaux35
She will probably use it loose about 40lb in 6 months then start fricking a Jody. Thats how women roll. Wont say shite up front if,they are pissed but make you pay later.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:36 am to Sao
That is an expensive laundry hanger!!
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:37 am to Sao
Guys got some balls on em. Too bad they bout to be cut off.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:38 am to PrivatePublic
quote:
Why does he have a goal weight for her? She's obviously happy where she is or she'd do something about it. this is basically inviting Jody into your home.
Just because she’s not doing anything about it doesn’t mean she is happy with herself.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:40 am to Sao
Nothing screams financial responsibility louder than financing an exercise bike for 5 years...
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:41 am to Sao
So he's going to get a divorce and she's going to sell it for $2200.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:47 am to Sao
quote:
What are his chances he makes it out alive?
Good for him. Nobody likes a lazy fricking spouse.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:48 am to bwalsh58
Rick was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him " Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in less than 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! "
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him " Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in less than 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! "
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:48 am to Sao
Godspeed to your friend
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:49 am to Tyga Woods
My moms is an expensive arse towel rack.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 11:52 am to Sao
I'd Take my chances cheating over that... Sheesh
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