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Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12395 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:02 pm to
I signed up for my companies 401k, but I don't think I can run that far.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74396 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:04 pm to
Why do so many lesbians shop at Academy Sports?

They don't like Dick's.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
155607 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:07 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114295 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
136 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:11 pm to
How much does a pirate pay for his earrings? A buck an ear.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74396 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter


Jill came down with 2 fiddy OWWWW


Mary Mary quite contrary.

I fricked her.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134093 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:14 pm to
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134093 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

How much does a pirate pay for his earrings? A buck an ear.


A dollar for a piercing back then would be highway robbery. They'd probably try to find it on sail.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3795 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:27 pm to
I got hurt in a peekaboo accident and had to go to the icu.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6893 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

I like my women like I like my . . .
. . . coffee.

Cold and bitter.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
39369 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:15 pm to
Ask me anything.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
39369 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:19 pm to
We don’t get fffrench benefits?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73786 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 12:28 am to
Brian Kelly put less miles and effort into recruiting than has CLK.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5417 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 1:43 am to
Little boy blue.....he needed the money
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5417 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 1:45 am to
Dick Van Dyke......he doesn't know WHAT he is
Posted by Croozin2
Somewhere on the water
Member since Dec 2004
3426 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 2:23 am to
If you’re gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
Posted by Chardee MacDennis
Pennsylvania
Member since Jan 2024
318 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:21 am to
Those trendy corduroy pillows keep making headlines
Posted by Billy in 4C
Not at home...
Member since Nov 2012
90 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:52 am to
Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed em!
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 4:08 am
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4796 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 4:29 am to
About tree fiddy
Posted by Professor Dawghair
Member since Oct 2021
1728 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 4:43 am to
The Horse's name was Friday.
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