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re: Funny One-Liners To Lighten The Mood
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:02 pm to Splackavellie
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:02 pm to Splackavellie
I signed up for my companies 401k, but I don't think I can run that far.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:04 pm to Splackavellie
Why do so many lesbians shop at Academy Sports?
They don't like Dick's.
They don't like Dick's.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:11 pm to terd ferguson
How much does a pirate pay for his earrings? A buck an ear.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:12 pm to beerJeep
quote:
Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 fiddy OWWWW
Mary Mary quite contrary.
I fricked her.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:14 pm to Have A Downvote
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:17 pm to Have A Downvote
quote:
How much does a pirate pay for his earrings? A buck an ear.
A dollar for a piercing back then would be highway robbery. They'd probably try to find it on sail.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:27 pm to Have A Downvote
I got hurt in a peekaboo accident and had to go to the icu.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:14 pm to fr33manator
quote:. . . coffee.
I like my women like I like my . . .
Cold and bitter.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:19 pm to Splackavellie
We don’t get fffrench benefits?
Posted on 2/6/26 at 12:28 am to Have A Downvote
Brian Kelly put less miles and effort into recruiting than has CLK.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 1:43 am to Have A Downvote
Little boy blue.....he needed the money
Posted on 2/6/26 at 1:45 am to Have A Downvote
Dick Van Dyke......he doesn't know WHAT he is
Posted on 2/6/26 at 2:23 am to Have A Downvote
If you’re gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:21 am to Have A Downvote
Those trendy corduroy pillows keep making headlines
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:52 am to Chardee MacDennis
Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed em!
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 4:08 am
Posted on 2/6/26 at 4:43 am to ThatTahoeOverThere
The Horse's name was Friday.
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