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Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:49 pm to The Boat
We’re stuck under a truck.
I don’t want to spend the holidays dead.
I don’t want to spend the holidays dead.
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:50 pm to kayjay
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:56 pm to YoYo84
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:03 pm to Lexis Dad
“Is your house on fire Clark?”
“No Aunt Bethany, those are Christmas lights”
“Don’t throw me down Clark”
“I’ll try not to Aunt Bethany”
“Is this the airport Clark?”
“No Aunt Bethany, those are Christmas lights”
“Don’t throw me down Clark”
“I’ll try not to Aunt Bethany”
“Is this the airport Clark?”
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:04 pm to Lexis Dad
Merry Christmas!!
This post was edited on 12/23/25 at 11:19 pm
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:39 pm to Chuck Barris
I DON’T KNOW MAAARRGOOO!!!
Posted on 12/23/25 at 11:58 pm to Rekrul
I can’t swim, Clark
Posted on 12/24/25 at 12:12 am to kayjay
quote:No, I’m just fine Clark.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Posted on 12/24/25 at 4:31 am to Lexis Dad
"Hey Gris, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you"
"Aw Uncle Lewis, you didn't have to buy me anything"
"Damnit Bethany he guessed it"
"Aw Uncle Lewis, you didn't have to buy me anything"
"Damnit Bethany he guessed it"
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:06 am to Chuck Barris
A poster years ago, used that scene to reference how LSU ,and its fans were stuck with Les Miles."No, no, no, we're all in this together!" I thought it was freaking brilliant. If anyone remembers that, and could find the OP, that would be much appreciated.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:18 am to ChestRockwell
Watched this last night. When Clark and Russ are bringing the Christmas lights out from the garage, the boxes say "General Electric Christmas lights", but later he tells the family they are Italian imports.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:41 am to Chuck Barris
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-arse, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shite he is!
Fun fact about that scene:
Every cast member had cue cards as they stood in the living room to help Chevy Chase get through that scene.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 7:43 am to Chuck Barris
Posted on 12/24/25 at 8:56 am to Lexis Dad
It's the gift that keeps on giving all year
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:00 am to Lexis Dad
quote:
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
quote:
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:01 am to ruzil
quote:
Bend over, I’ll show you.
It must be somewhere on the ground, if he's asking him to bend over.
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:09 am to Lexis Dad
Aunt Bethany: did I break wind?
Uncle Louis: Jesus Bethany did the room clear out? Presents. You shouldn’t have brought presents!
These two have all the best lines in the movie
Uncle Louis: THE BLESSING!
Clark if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie
Aunt Bethany: is your house on fire Clark?
Uncle Louis: Jesus Bethany did the room clear out? Presents. You shouldn’t have brought presents!
These two have all the best lines in the movie
Uncle Louis: THE BLESSING!
Clark if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie
Aunt Bethany: is your house on fire Clark?
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:53 am to upgrade
Eddy to Russ-"C'mon, let's go find your sister". 
Posted on 12/24/25 at 3:44 pm to Lexis Dad
He’s got a car, he can drive. I gotta eat so I can take my back pill.
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