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re: Is my wife a pathological liar?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:23 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:23 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Sounds like she’s fricking someone else
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Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:35 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Who knows variances in rod and cone function between the sexes?
I thought that was fairly well known.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:36 pm to GRTiger
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you gotta plinko it until it feels like you have enough on the area then rinse. Catch it with the other hand.
Why would I do all that when I can rub soap on the brush bristles and scrub the spot until it’s raw? Just getting some soap on the skin isn’t going to get the job done.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:37 pm to Booyow
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Argument” 1 should have gone something like this: quote: Her - don’t put that shirt on, it stinks. Me - Shut up, bitch
For “Argument” 2, if I ask my wife to do something in the shower I can guarantee you that it has nothing to do with my back.
Jesus Christ how do you carry all that badassness on you at one time?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:38 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Why would I do all that when I can rub soap on the brush bristles and scrub the spot until it’s raw?
Well, from what I gather, your lying arse wife tossed it in the trash. Just brainstorming some alternatives since she's too bitchy to even do you a solid in the interim.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:39 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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I thought that was fairly well known.
I’ve heard boys are colorblind more often than girls, but not that women see more colors than men. Either way, the color is black, not a shade of blue. I just asked my daughter what color it is and she said black. We’re getting distracted from the real issue here.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:40 pm to Displaced
quote:That's fine for women but if you're a guy, wash your hair every day, you slob.
Also, don't wash your hair every day
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:42 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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I just asked my daughter what color it is and she said black
You've now turned two children against their mother, who clearly has no issues lying to her loved ones in order to win.
Your kids are about to hear about that time dad cheated on mom while she was pregnant and punched her when she found out.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:43 pm to Jake88
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This post was edited on 1/24/21 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:45 pm to Bestbank Tiger
quote:Not really, unless you have shitty genes and a propensity for dandruff.
It'll dry out your scalp
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:45 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Next time you have a for sure winner in the argument, ask her if she wants to bet on it. People like her can be suckers for being goaded into a losing argument thinking you won't call their bluff. Do it.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:49 pm to GRTiger
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since she's too bitchy to even do you a solid in the interim.
Don’t get it twisted, she washed my back and I moved side to side to make sure it was sufficiently scrubbed everywhere that I wanted.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:50 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
That’s a couple of red flags to me, bud.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:51 pm to GRTiger
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Your kids are about to hear about that time dad cheated on mom while she was pregnant and punched her when she found out.
How tf did you know about this?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:51 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Of course I also like to keep it no longer than an inch.
At least you aren't a hippie.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 2:58 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I don’t know man, if my wife tells me a shirt stinks—either in terms of olfactory or ugliness—I respect her opinion and find a different shirt. Why are you so intent on wearing a stinky shirt? No wonder she doesn’t want to wash your fat hairy back.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:00 pm to biglego
This is even lame by OT standards. 
Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:07 pm to biglego
At least my wife didn’t marry a retard that can’t comprehend 2 sentences of a conversation.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:33 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Boys have less developed rods
Exactly how many boys' rods has she seen? Is your wife
a schoolteacher?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:38 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:I don't know about the rods and cones thing but it's true that, on average, women can discern more shades of color than men.
Her - Boys have less developed rods and cones and don’t see colors as well.
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