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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
471106 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Got me wondering: why did it take you getting divorced to decide to better yourself? Why didn't you put as much effort into that stuff with your husband? If you didn't have time to do that stuff when married while you had a partner to help, even if he wasn't doing so, how is it that you now can find time to do it now without one?

marriage is a symbol of comfort

comfort is the worst thing humans can experience in terms of our development discomfort makes us work, improve, and better ourselves

note: posting from an air conditioned new house while on a laptoop and on a leather recliner
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:18 pm to
You're screwed when the killbots come around.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:29 pm to
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Don't listen to the "you'll get over it" crap. You won't. You can move on and keep going and make good things, but you won't get over it. It will always hurt.


Quite true. Married 27 yrs, divorced 7 yrs. Not sure if I'll ever marry again. Just don't want to go through that hell again.

Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:56 pm to
Congrats!!!! A lot has changed in 23 years in the dating world.

Bye bye bush, hello anal and sex on the first date.

Lots of hot divorced moms out there just needing to fill their freak. You should go all out and date strippers and chicks in their 20's w/ depression problems.

The child support is gonna wreck your retirement plans so ball out and live it up now.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19358 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:10 pm to
The last thing I would do is bang disease ridden morons. That sounds miserable
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45504 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:13 pm to
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A lot has changed in 23 years in the dating world.


Tinder, tinder, tinder. There are so many fine, single women in the 30-40 age range just looking to bang it out on tinder.

Or OP could dip into the 20 year old pool
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 8:14 pm
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:14 pm to
Does she work? Or is she one of those entitled whores who hasn't earned a dime in 23 years and blames it on you. And now expects to sit home and get paid while she fricks the lawn guy?

BTW: we need pics to justify your pain. If she's fat, thank God. You get to screw fine as 23 yr old strippers and see your kids when you need to rest.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:17 pm to
Oh and another new thing for you OP is when you choke a chick these days they like it. If you bullyed your wife, but never hit her I'll assume you've got some choke skills.

Just go for it a little bit before they climax. :friendlytip:
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29426 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:27 pm to
Congrats on the good news! And trust me its good news.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
101482 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:41 pm to
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And get a damn fricking good lawyer that specializes in male clients.


And go seek counsel from every good lawyer within 3 hours of your location. If they speak with you, even if you don't give them the case, they are barred from representing her I believe. Intentionally don't visit a couple of shitty lawyers near you so maybe she gets stuck with them
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19191 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 9:25 pm to
Your fuc*ed 3 ways from sunday shes gonna get all your monies & shite. Sobeho she been fu*king
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:15 pm to
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You have to look out for yourself first and foremost.


If you don't you are going to get one hell of a fricking. It's no fun sleeping under bridges and eating out of garbage cans for the rest of your life.

Go on offense first. It works. Mine wanted the divorce because "we had grown apart" (i.e., middle age crisis). I hauled arse to my lawyer and put down a deposit and started things before she had a chance to do the same. Oddly, she was going to use the same lawyer I wound up using and actually showed up while we were meeting.

Cost of divorce = $1800
Settlement = clothes, jewelry, car, and $25,000 cash
Look on her face when she walked through MY lawyer's office door - frickING PRICELESS!!!!!!!!
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:25 pm to
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Horrendous advice


Not really. First, she no longer really gives a frick about you. Second, she is going to take whatever she can.

Consequently, you best consider her your worst enemy for awhile and make some cold, calculated business decisions.

She'll find some other dick to suck and frick (if not already) and start sucking on his checking account.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 11:31 pm to
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What you don’t know is that someone else is out there, and she won’t be as foolish as you. When you realize all you really want is the nice guy who cares about you too much, it’s going to be too late. Some other girl will be able to see how great he is, and she won’t waste a minute.


I hope to God I get to experience this some day. Still weeding them out. About decided I need to find some different places to meet women.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83779 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 12:16 am to
Since getting married, the one thing I miss is sticking my fingers up girls butts. Love checking oil. I miss that. My wife isn't into it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73742 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 12:33 am to
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My wife tells me she isn't into it.

FIFY
And more than fingers.

Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10556 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:29 am to
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That's unreal, and she sounds like a selfish bitch (if what you say is accurate).

This.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:36 am to
Paternity test all your kids NOW. best of luck.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20080 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:50 am to
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Paternity test all your kids NOW. best of luck.


Might not be a bad idea.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20080 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:51 am to
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ot really. First, she no longer really gives a frick about you. Second, she is going to take whatever she can.

Consequently, you best consider her your worst enemy for awhile and make some cold, calculated business decisions.


Unfortunate, but solid advice.
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