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re: Let’s overanalyze some Christmas music
Posted on 12/14/24 at 12:33 pm to AkronTiger
Posted on 12/14/24 at 12:33 pm to AkronTiger
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The alternative is that the “Santa” is in fact not his dad which is why he wasn’t recognized to begin with.
Santa was Jody, baw!
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 12:45 pm to AkronTiger
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Either way, I don’t understand why the kid would be having a laugh about it.
I don't know, his dad catching them en flagrant and beating the shite out of his cheating wife and the home wrecking Santa is kind of humorous.
I saw daddy
Beating, Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night,
He'd suspected all week,
That mommy was a cheat,
He caught them in the act,
Gave her a slap and Santa beat
I saw daddy grabbing,
Santa Claus,
Roughly by his beard,
So snowy white,
What a thrashing he gave him,
While mommy looked on and screamed, at
Daddy beating Santa Claus last night!
Posted on 12/14/24 at 12:46 pm to baybeefeetz
Who the frick eats figgy pudding?
No one.
No one.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 12:47 pm to Havoc
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Who the frick eats figgy pudding?
Most of Europe. The Brits and frenchies for sure
Posted on 12/14/24 at 12:47 pm to Havoc
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Who the frick eats figgy pudding?
my grandmother used to make fig preserves, pretty tasty
Posted on 12/14/24 at 12:49 pm to fr33manator
Also, let’s assume it is the dad as implied. Imagine your reaction if your son approached you the next day that he saw mom kissing Santa. There’s just no good way to respond to that. 
Posted on 12/14/24 at 2:06 pm to baybeefeetz
In Wham's "Last Christmas ", the video shows them parading around with hot snow bunnies.
It wasn't until many years later we all realized George Michael was not singing about hot snow bunnies.
Now it's everyone's favorite homerotic Christmas song.
It wasn't until many years later we all realized George Michael was not singing about hot snow bunnies.
Now it's everyone's favorite homerotic Christmas song.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 3:00 pm to baybeefeetz
There was no drummer boy at the birth of Jesus, and even if there was, Mary and Joseph would have smashed that drum to keep the boy from waking the infant savior.
Worst Christmas song.
Worst Christmas song.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 3:04 pm to AndyJ
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How the F has O Holy Night not been mentioned ?
What's wrong with "O Holy Night"?
Posted on 12/14/24 at 4:51 pm to baybeefeetz
Jingle Bell Rock is pretty funny if you realize this was fresh around the time Elvis was accused of stealing black music.
He’s pretty much like the Raygun of rock and roll. Granted, that song has probably generated 9 figures of licensing fees for someone by now.
He’s pretty much like the Raygun of rock and roll. Granted, that song has probably generated 9 figures of licensing fees for someone by now.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 5:34 pm to baybeefeetz
I want a marijuana bush for Christmas
Only a marijuana bush will do
I don't want no cocaine, you can throw it down the drain,
All I want for Christmas is to fry my little brain...
(Y'all know the tune.)
Only a marijuana bush will do
I don't want no cocaine, you can throw it down the drain,
All I want for Christmas is to fry my little brain...
(Y'all know the tune.)
Posted on 12/14/24 at 5:50 pm to baybeefeetz
Anything sung by Burl Ives
Posted on 12/14/24 at 5:57 pm to Swamp Angel
I smiled.
I would have gone with
"I want a lot of cannabis for Christmas,
Only a lot of cannabis will do"
It follows the source material more closely
Not a song but watching this now. Wild stuff
Way more kids with guns, Satan and nightmare fuel then you'd expect from a Christmas movie
I would have gone with
"I want a lot of cannabis for Christmas,
Only a lot of cannabis will do"
It follows the source material more closely
Not a song but watching this now. Wild stuff
Way more kids with guns, Satan and nightmare fuel then you'd expect from a Christmas movie
Posted on 12/14/24 at 5:59 pm to baybeefeetz
Mistletoe jam - Luther vandross
Posted on 12/14/24 at 6:08 pm to fr33manator
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"I want a lot of cannabis for Christmas,
Only a lot of cannabis will do"
And this is why you are the poet laureate of Tigerdroppings. I bow in humble submission to your excellence and poetic prowess.
By the way - Excellent movie selection! May I also recommend the Finnish movie, Rare Exports? It has become my staple movie for Christmas over the past few years.
This post was edited on 12/14/24 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 12/14/24 at 6:09 pm to High Life
Christmas in Dixie - Alabama
The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
All I Want for Christmas is You - Vince Van & the Valiants
Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams
The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
All I Want for Christmas is You - Vince Van & the Valiants
Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams
Posted on 12/14/24 at 6:15 pm to Swamp Angel
In parody it's all about capturing the closest sounds, that convey meaning, to the original.
Marijuana bush is good
Lotta cannabis tracks hippopotamus more closely though
I was eyeing that very film last week.
Your recommendation settles it. Probably watch later tonight
Marijuana bush is good
Lotta cannabis tracks hippopotamus more closely though
quote:
By the way - Excellent movie selection! May I also recommend the Finnish movie, Rare Exports? It has become my staple movie for Christmas over the past few years.
I was eyeing that very film last week.
Your recommendation settles it. Probably watch later tonight
This post was edited on 12/14/24 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 12/14/24 at 6:18 pm to baybeefeetz
I always get a little teary when I hear the Vandals Oi! to the World.
Posted on 12/14/24 at 6:19 pm to MintBerry Crunch
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The best two songs are The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole and Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Sinatra, and it’s not particularly close.
Oh Holy Night by Perry Como
Posted on 12/14/24 at 7:26 pm to baybeefeetz
We changed the lyrics years ago once to Holly jolly Christmas at a Xmas party to be about cocaine
“Have a Holly jolly Christmas
It’s the best time of the year
All I know is I got snow
Here have a cup of beer
Ho ho a bag of coke
Laying out where you can see
Me dealer calls he waits for you
Line one out for me
“Have a Holly jolly Christmas
It’s the best time of the year
All I know is I got snow
Here have a cup of beer
Ho ho a bag of coke
Laying out where you can see
Me dealer calls he waits for you
Line one out for me
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