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Posted on 4/11/21 at 8:26 pm to Ssubba
Don't watch porn. It will rule your life.
That's what I hear anyway.
That's what I hear anyway.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:13 pm to lsunurse
quote:Is this real? Usually when they are very good looking they are gay any way and freaks.
Well my very first date was quite different:
Really good looking dentist messages me. He’s big into his faith, has even served in dental mission clinics in refugee camps in Africa. Chatted all week and seemed to hit it off (although at times he got a little intense but figured would see how he was in person). First date is set (by him) at a really nice seafood restaurant in Scottsdale.
Night of date...he is late first off, so I sit at bar with glass of wine while I wait. He shows up and he is better looking in person. We are seated at a really nice booth on a nice spot of restaurant. He immediately slides over in booth trying to hold my hand and kiss me and put his arm around him. I immediately knew then there would be no second date and gently pushed him away while I mentally thought how I was gonna tell him this at end of evening.
We order drinks and apps and food and chat some. That’s when he tells me it is really disappointing that I’m overweight (I was honest and told him over the phone I was trying to lose weight). That if I just did intermittent fasting I would drop the weight in no time and be a more acceptable weight.
Then right after he basically called me fat....he slides over AGAIN trying to get all touchy with me. Push him away again and remind him this is my very first date in 14 years and he is making me uncomfortable. Can we just chat and go slow.
Then he starts talking about his faith and how much he loves God. AND STARTS CRYING AT THE TABLE because he is so moved by his faith.
Then tries getting handsy again. This time when I push him away he storms off, but has left his phone. He comes back a few minutes later and says he has cancelled our meal (we’ve only had apps and drinks at this point) and we can just finish that and call it a night since clearly this isn’t gonna work out. I’m relieved cause now I don’t have to tell this unstable man I can never see him again.
Then he tries AGAIN to put his hands on me. This time gets pissed at me when I push him away telling me I’m a liar cause I said in my profile I’m affectionate (not 2 seconds after I meet you in person jackass). Then he starts yelling at me. Then stands up a yells really loudly at me (mind you we are in a really really nice restaurant) and points at me and calls me a liar and storms off. This time for good. And half the restaurant looking at me wondering what the hell happened.
That’s when I realized this crazy mother fricker left the bill. Granted the main meal was taken off bill but still....with drinks and apps and tips...,I was out $150.
Wait staff were wonderful to me. Gave me some extra bread to take home and a small plate of really good cookies. I hung out about 30-45 minutes just finishing my drink and cookies. Didn’t know if this looney guy was waiting outside so didn’t want to leave right away.
Beat that horrible first date story. At least I have a good ice breaker story for other first dates
ETA: Forgot to mention crazy dentist telling me that after less than a week knowing me he just knows I am the ONE for him
The worst part is the overweight stuff. What does overweight mean? Don't you work out daily? It sounds like because you told him you were over weight; he took advantage of that to get a POA-
IOW's making you feel fat so you would allow him to sleep with you.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:15 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
IOW's making you feel fat so you would allow him to sleep with you.
Does that work?
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:17 pm to Ssubba
lol
Get married and still be lonely.
Get married and still be lonely.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:17 pm to Ssubba
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Man this is lonely. Weird feeling not being able to walk across into the living room and chat with your roommate or sibling/parent.
Bro … get some friends. Get a Masters group chat going. Go out and meet some people at a bar during this patio season. Find some strange. Bring her home and bang her wherever you want. Kick her out the next morning and lay on the couch watching Netflix all day.
Repeat.
Living alone (when I did it) was great.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:18 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
Usually when they are very good looking they are gay
This is cope from fatties.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:21 pm to lsunurse
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Beat that horrible first date story.
What a motherfricking arse hole - and people trust this loon with their teeth? Faith????
Sorry you went through that.
Obligatory - plenty of other fish in the sea.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:24 pm to jimbeam
quote:
Think he’s taking things slow on his work trip?
Probably bitching to his friends about having gone on three dates with a divorced chick and hasn't gotten any yet.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:31 pm to OldmanBeasley
no, my point was this pig was trying to hit on a vulnerability to get laid.
he also is obviously used to immediate sex gratification with deep issues not a relationship (getting laid) and I would bet gets his fudge packed in pound town after he bangs a chick.
the movie wedding crashers LINK is how all men feel; until they want to maybe settle down; and then it is best if they marry their best friends
because when you get to an age where sex and hormones don't rule your dick & vagina. true love is someone to care for you when you are old. a best friend. someone that will hold your forehead as you puke, someone that doesn't GAF about cosmetics or looks.
he also is obviously used to immediate sex gratification with deep issues not a relationship (getting laid) and I would bet gets his fudge packed in pound town after he bangs a chick.
the movie wedding crashers LINK is how all men feel; until they want to maybe settle down; and then it is best if they marry their best friends
because when you get to an age where sex and hormones don't rule your dick & vagina. true love is someone to care for you when you are old. a best friend. someone that will hold your forehead as you puke, someone that doesn't GAF about cosmetics or looks.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:40 pm to mule74
Yeah I first moved out of my parents and in with my brother back in 2012 when I was 24/25, and was seeing a regular group of people I had connections with back to elementary/middle/high school and even up to college. Then that whole group kind of fell off with people getting married and whatnot and then I started meeting new people at a soccer bar two blocks from our house. One of my good friends is someone I met here. And it still allowed me to network with that scene since all the bartenders here seem to know all the bartenders (at least the long-standing ones).
When my brother got married and moved out of the house we rented I went to an apartment where I'm still at now (since July 2015) and just went to the local bar by my place - I still go to this bar and I still hang out with the people I've met here. I'm even fricking one of them regularly now and I think we are in some sort of relationship but neither of us talk about that.
I find myself getting bored on weekends at home, but now that I am back in the office I like being able to just come home and be alone and relax. My weekends end up pretty eventful most of the time and at the end of it I'm glad I can have somewhere to go to wait to do it all again the next weekend. I can tell I am definitely the type of person that if I was in a relationship I would want to live apart separately, and potentially never even get married. I like communicating with someone all week, then meeting up to do stuff/frick on the weekends.
Cliffs: Go to a bar and start talking with strangers.
When my brother got married and moved out of the house we rented I went to an apartment where I'm still at now (since July 2015) and just went to the local bar by my place - I still go to this bar and I still hang out with the people I've met here. I'm even fricking one of them regularly now and I think we are in some sort of relationship but neither of us talk about that.
I find myself getting bored on weekends at home, but now that I am back in the office I like being able to just come home and be alone and relax. My weekends end up pretty eventful most of the time and at the end of it I'm glad I can have somewhere to go to wait to do it all again the next weekend. I can tell I am definitely the type of person that if I was in a relationship I would want to live apart separately, and potentially never even get married. I like communicating with someone all week, then meeting up to do stuff/frick on the weekends.
Cliffs: Go to a bar and start talking with strangers.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:41 pm to Ssubba
quote:
Living by yourself sucks
Fakest of news. Love living by myself.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 12:50 pm to lsunurse
quote:
That’s when I realized this crazy mother fricker left the bill. Granted the main meal was taken off bill but still....with drinks and apps and tips...,I was out $150.
Genius move here to get a girl to pay for your meal.
Posted on 4/12/21 at 7:37 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
The worst part is the overweight stuff. What does overweight mean? Don't you work out daily?
Trying to lose 20 lbs. But not even considered overweight for my height (5’9).
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