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re: LUNCH THREAD- Who is your celebrity crush/hall pass?
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:08 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:08 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:
You mean there is no booze in the regular THRAY?

Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:09 pm to GreenRockTiger
oops
I leave for a few hours and this place goes to shite, but understandably so
I leave for a few hours and this place goes to shite, but understandably so
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:18 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:last time I went the priest, out of the goodness of his heart, was trying to counsel me and I was like nope, gimme my absolution and see ya next time
something else to add to confession this Sunday.
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:23 pm to 777Tiger
Nuffin - only 1 kid is home so it’s quiet
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:24 pm to GreenRockTiger
enjoy it while you can

Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:26 pm to 777Tiger
Yep - I got 35 mins
How are you?
How are you?
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:28 pm to madamsquirrel
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They dealership gave dptb a prius once when he put his truck in the shop. He was pissed and brought it home and made me drive it. He drove my car
I love driving emasculating vehicles.
AA got a convertible Beatle years ago when her car was in the shop. I would drive that thing with the top down.
Shtt is funny.
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:29 pm to GreenRockTiger
beat, I’ve been in school for a week now, it’s kicking my old arse
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:30 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
goodness of his heart, was trying to counsel me
Modern priest (probably Asian or Indian)
quote:
I was like nope, gimme my absolution and see ya next time
Old school priest (probably Irish or Italian)
The really good thing about being old is the reverse guilt.
"How do you shine your shoes, God is watching"
"Can you bring back plattens, God knows if even an Atom hits the ground"
"Can you give me absolution in Latin, God will know the difference"
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:33 pm to LSU Coyote
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AA got a convertible Beatle
McCartney showed up at your local meeting?
(remember you can not repeat what he said, but you can scoop the broad strokes)
quote:
Shtt is funny.
Not to the Jews, you need to confess that sin. Sounds intentional so you have to claim mortal sin on this one.
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:34 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:it was actually a Lebanese priest
Modern priest (probably Asian or Indian)
Last time I went to confession to an Indian priest he told me I was going to hell - I wasn’t very nice so I had to go again
When I was a kid, there was an Irish priest who drank a lot (the bottle was under his chair in the confessional) bc he had been shot while working in a prison - anyway - he never paid attention
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:34 pm to madamsquirrel
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They dealership gave dptb a prius once when he put his truck in the shop. He was pissed and brought it home and made me drive it. He drove my car
They were teaching him a lesson for buying a POS gas guzzling Toyota Tundra
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:35 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
there was an Irish priest who drank a lot (the bottle was under his chair in the confessional)
damn! are they hiring?
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:39 pm to 777Tiger
quote:always
damn! are they hiring?
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:39 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
Lebanese priest
Interesting, did he drop some solid rug knowledge on you.
quote:
Irish priest who drank a lot
So basically all of them?
Did you hit the booth or do face to face?
You may have been a kid but a good Irish priest will share the bottle while he hears your tales face to face. Win - win! In a pinch I feel like I could make confession to a wino and it would still count.
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:41 pm to GreenRockTiger
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always
time for a career change
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:43 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:no he was talking about rewiring your brain
Interesting, did he drop some solid rug knowledge on you.
quote:face to face, only use the screen if I have to
Did you hit the booth or do face to face?
Posted on 10/12/23 at 5:43 pm to 777Tiger
quote:I would say you’d hate the celibacy but I know better
time for a career change
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