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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:51 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19686 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:51 am to
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I like the way she stoops to make Bezos her same height, and you know that short fricker wouldn't let her wear heels...


You may have just solved the mystery of why the company was named amazon.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:52 am to

I think we would have so much in common. Swiped right.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32592 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:54 am to
She reminds me of that Mary chick from Storage Wars..

and I'd knock the bottom out of that little firecracker...

This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 12:21 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90294 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:56 am to
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You may have just solved the mystery of why the company was named amazon.





ding ding ding!!
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
33775 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:56 am to
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Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32592 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:57 am to
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You may have just solved the mystery of why the company was named amazon.


Bezos is 5'7..
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:58 am to
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It would take Brian Kelly 63 years at this current salary to get that .6.


Probably take even longer for him to finally win a major bowl or title.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90294 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:59 am to
Probably take even longer for him to finally win a major bowl or title.
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 12:00 pm
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12149 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:00 pm to
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Suspicious bulge


Still though..... Billionare.... I could at least go on a date
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:03 pm to
I could hit the powerball this coming friday and still not have close to the funds to keep up with her established lifestyle and I definitely don't have the "toolage" to distract from the monetary issue.

Guess I'll have to pass on that one. Not sure she'd get a LOT of attention in the quad anyway.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:05 pm to
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She reminds me of that Mary chick from Storage Wars..


Mary is actually good looking
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31115 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:05 pm to
She has no top lip.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12149 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

She reminds me of that Mary chick from Storage Wars..

and I'd knock the bottom of that little firecracker...



HELL YES.
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5349 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:08 pm to
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Any guesses what her next husband looks like? She has a definite type




Looks like I fit right into her type

Whatever her flaws may be, she looks a lot better sitting on her wallet.
Posted by GMiles
Member since Jan 2023
26 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:12 pm to
Did she just eat chocolate?
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83425 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:12 pm to
Why super rich folks don't have pristine white teeth is a mystery to me
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79102 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:13 pm to
At some point you have to stop being so damned superficial about looks. I bet she has a great personality. I'd give it a try.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14293 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:39 pm to
I would love to deliver her my package.
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
12654 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:41 pm to
On my way to buy a razor now
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13795 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:49 pm to
I’d take one for the team. my demand would be an NIL to fund razorback football and basketball teams at 1 million a player for 4 years so roughly 400 million. If you can’t win a national title in 4 years I file for divorce
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