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re: Man Ejaculates Out Of His Anus For Two Years Before Seeking Help
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:49 pm to LRB1967
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:49 pm to LRB1967
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Poor guy! Can't be a pleasant thing to live with. Perhaps he thought that treatment might render him unable to have sex.
As opposed to having sex and nutting through his arse or shitte coming out his dick?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:07 pm to TheFlyingTiger
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gotta think after that first little *tweet* dickfart you look around and say
"was that?.... Nahhhh no way."
But the SECOND one, when you blast a turd out your pee hole...
I'm cryin' over here
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:31 pm to DemonKA3268
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For the last two years, he had been passing gas in his urine
Would you seek medical help for solely this, or just giggle at your tooting weiner while taking a leak?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:35 pm to TDFreak
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Would you seek medical help for solely this, or just giggle at your tooting weiner while taking a leak?
A farting wiener?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:51 pm to CobraCommander83
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A farting wiener?
Yep
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:55 pm to DemonKA3268
“Honey, I swear, my cum farts aren’t coming from being fricked by other men! It’s not my fault you tested positive for HIV!”
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:21 pm to Cosmo
quote:ive been hanging out with well bred folks. Our fluids don’t take detours
This isnt that uncommon actually
More common for women to get weird fistulas down there though
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:29 pm to CaptSpaulding
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Why would you live with that for 2 years?
Saved money on condoms.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:32 pm to DemonKA3268
This dude was the human dickbutt

Posted on 9/22/21 at 9:52 pm to DemonKA3268
He took something huge up the rear is my bet.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:28 pm to DemonKA3268
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You sure? Never heard of this before today.
Cosmo has some sort of 3rd World medical degree from the Caribbean so it’s probably something he studied while being down there
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:30 pm to DemonKA3268
Well, I’ve definitely peed out of my butt, but I’ve never farted out of my pecker.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 10:33 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
6 pages and counting, and Aggie posters are suspiciously silent about this topic.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 11:13 pm to DemonKA3268
Not a SINGLE poster in 6 pages used this gif! I'm disappointed.


Posted on 9/23/21 at 12:04 am to DemonKA3268
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The story, you'll be glad to hear, had a happy ending. "Repeat VCUG revealed resolution of the fistula and the patient recovered with only mildly reduced antegrade ejaculatory volume over several months,"
I don’t know what the frick any of that means, but it doesn’t sound particularly happy.
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