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re: Name a simple task that you can't complete
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:44 pm to CroakaBait
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:44 pm to CroakaBait
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Drink beer with a dip in my mouth. I've tried numerous times and have many friends that can do it, but success at this endeavor eludes me. I feel like it's the one thing preventing me from being a true redneck. It's like I'm living a lie.
What? Like you spill beer all over yourself?
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Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:47 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
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Like you spill beer all over yourself?
No, like swallow half the tobacco with one swig.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:49 pm to urinetrouble
I can't hold one eye open. I have to wear a eye patch to hunt. It's why I don't go hunting with friends.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:50 pm to caill430
Pee in a urinal when someone else can hear me. Even if they're in a stall, just knowing they're hearing silence when I should be peeing makes it that much more difficult. 
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:58 pm to caill430
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take ice out of the freezer and put it in a glass without dropping a cube or two
This. And it seems just about every time I have to use my keys to the house or the old truck, I drop them.
Getting older is no fun when your fine motor skills start degrading.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 10:09 pm to caill430
Sometimes, when responding to a post like this, I just can't reach the
Posted on 12/22/16 at 10:46 pm to OweO
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I can not say "massachusetts" the way its suppose to be said.
Just say, Massa-two-shits
It is close enough
Posted on 12/22/16 at 11:00 pm to Saintsisit
I can work through the peeing at a urinal, but if someone is in the stall next to me there is no way my bowels will move. A turd can be half way out and there is a no go when someone closes the door next to me. I have never understood how some people can explode without holding back. I have never shat in an airport in my life because of this.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 11:39 pm to caill430
Kill anything with a shotgun on the wing straight overhead going away from me! 
Posted on 12/22/16 at 11:54 pm to Potchafa
Fold a fitted sheet. Pure witchcraft. Besides that, pull out of your mom
Posted on 12/23/16 at 12:17 am to deaconjones35
quote:ive ruined many a knife trying to learn
Sharpen a knife correctly with a stone
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:06 am to caill430
Fold clothes
Wash dishes
Make sandwiches
Wash dishes
Make sandwiches
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:16 am to FelicianaTigerfan
Remember peoples names.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:30 am to sonoma8
Tuck the corner of one side into the corner of the other side.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:38 am to caill430
Saran wrap. I just can't tear it off evenly, and when I do it always gets folded and stuck to the main piece. That shite is the devils condom.
This post was edited on 12/23/16 at 7:10 am
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:43 am to beerJeep
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Can't walk and drink out of a cup that has ice in it. I have to stop walking, take a sip, then walk again or I'll spill It...
I'm not alone!!!
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:46 am to caill430
I am left handed and cannot cut paper with normal right handed scissors to save my arse.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:47 am to c on z
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Can't snap my fingers very well with my right hand.
Just tried both hands. I'm a lefty but snap better on my right hand. I also found out I am right eye dominant for shooting guns. Maybe I was meant to be right handed.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 6:57 am to caill430
When changing the oil in a vehicle, lawnmower, etc., I cannot fill it back up without spilling some. I have multiple funnels and a fairly steady hand, I just cannot pay attention long enough to complete the task without spilling.
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